Thursday, August 28, 2008
Dear Big Daddy:
I was planning on visiting my grandmother on my way home from work this afternoon only to find out that her nursing home has been closed to all outside visitors. Now guess why, you cost-cutting, double-dealing, promise-breaking, corpulent, mouthbreathing, in-and-out hypocrite. Ooopsie — it seems there’s an outbreak of what may be listeriosis affecting the residents.
It’s no secret that I hold you in complete and utter contempt but let me give you some very good advice. You might want to ask your cabinet superstars Flaherty, Baird and Clement just how much fun the Walkerton Tragedy was for the Harris government ... because as your mythical sky-God is my witness, this girl hopes you wear this like an anvil around your smug neck.