Friday, May 23, 2008

Ew, ew, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


Five Feet of I Have No Taste™ has a crush on someone and it’s not pretty. But then it never is where she’s concerned.

Must. Not. Spend. Legal defense fund. On. Plastic. George Bush-in-a-flightsuit dolls.

Not as nummy as the real thing, but...

Maybe it’s just me but when I think of the world’s Stupidest President Evah!111!!, "nummy" is not the first word that comes to mind. In fact, it’s not even the last. It’s a word that would never, ever, NEVER occur to me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bleach my brain. Again.

And furthermore. I wonder if anyone is auditing how Five Feet of Brother, Can You Spare a Dime™ is actually spending her legal defense fund. I’m sure Revenue Canada might have something to say about it, don’t you?

18 comments:

Balbulican said...

I'm trying REALLY hard not to think of the crucifix scene in the Exorcist.

Red Tory said...

"Nummy"?

Mike said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth...

KEvron said...

maybe it's short for "numbskull"....

KEvron

Frank Frink said...

Must have been a typo, RT.

I believe that was supposed to read 'numby'.

Ti-Guy said...

Come on. She's transparently doing it to get a rise out of her detractors. Give her credit for correctly determining that associating herself with urgings and longings and...moistness...drives decent people 'round the bend/stampeding towards the vomitorium.

One of those posts is worth three genocidal screeds to her.

Note to rightwing het men/closeted lesbians: when you undress her with your eyes, don't forget the thong.

...oh it's there, somewhere. Trust me.

Chet Scoville said...

That was gross.

Red Tory said...

So much for lunch.

Dr.Dawg said...

Are these lifesize dolls of the inflatable variety?

liberal supporter said...

Here is the version dressed as a cowboy.
You really need a Cheney to operate it though.

Red Tory said...

Heh. Solid oak control stick...

BigHeathenMike said...

As Patton Oswalt once said:
"I'm sorry, you're going to have to repeat all that because I couldn't hear over the sound of my dick screaming."

rabbit said...

And furthermore. I wonder if anyone is auditing how Five Feet of Brother, Can You Spare a Dime™ is actually spending her legal defense fund. I’m sure Revenue Canada might have something to say about it, don’t you?

The above is getting close to defamation. Unless you enjoy handing your political enemies ammunition, I suggest you be careful.

LuLu said...

The above is getting close to defamation. Unless you enjoy handing your political enemies ammunition, I suggest you be careful.

*yawn*

Exactly how have I defamed Five Feet in this instance? Do you think maybe she should sue me?

Wouldn't that be the height of hypocritical hilarity from the FreeSpeechers ...

rabbit said...

You come dangerously close to suggesting that Kathy Shaidle is misspending money, and might even be violating tax law. And I know for a fact that she already has a tort attorney.

I don't give a rat's ass whether Kathy sues you or not. No - change that - it might have some entertainment value.

But I recommend, LuLu, that when someone gives you good advice that you thank them. The advice might not be as welcome as what the usual ass-kissers post around here, but it's a lot more valuable.

Or go ahead and yawn. As I said, it would be entertaining.

rabbit said...

More specifically, when I said "misspending money" I meant "misspending donations". And yep, if you were suggesting that then it is almost certainly defamation.

Call someone crazy, stupid, ugly, slutty, whatever, but if you say something concrete you had better have good evidence. Big City Lib would be happy to explain all this.

the rev. paperboy said...

rabbit, you malodorous cretin, El Shaidle herself is suggesting she is tempted to blow the defence fund on Bush dolls. Read. The. Fucking. Post.

KEvron said...

i hope to gawd kkkathy shaidle gets caught misspending her donations.

actionable? heh.

KEvron