Has anyone seen my tinfoil hat?

Five Feet of Crazy™ takes a page from Steve Janke’s Encyclopedia Brown handbook and uncovers the insidious Islamofascist plan to take over the Western world via their front line shock troops consisting of cab drivers and Kwik-E-Mart night managers.

"Raging Muslim taxi drivers in North American cities"

Phyllis Chesler:
"...as a group, taxi drivers know city routes; convenience stores and gas station owners control the city’s food and gasoline supply. Were even a small group of drivers and shop owners united for an Islamist purpose — we would be vulnerable in these specific ways. Muslim citizens would be as vulnerable as non-Muslims."

I’m not familiar with Dr. Phyllis Chesler, whose bio at the Intellectual Conservative describes her as “an Emerita Professor of Psychology and Women's Studies at City University of New York. She is an author, psychotherapist and an expert courtroom witness”. Let’s read a little further, shall we?

As a New Yorker, I have been driven by very friendly and exceptionally courteous male Muslim taxi drivers from Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Egypt, and Somalia, and once, by an enchanting woman driver from Afhganistan — but I have also held on for dear life as ill-tempered, mentally unbalanced, unbelievably misogynistic male Muslim drivers have indulged in full-blown rage attacks as they careened in traffic.

Of course, I have also experienced similarly bad behavior at the hands of home-grown taxi drivers as well. Maybe long hours, low pay, and No Exit will do it every time.

Nevertheless: Aqsa Parvez’s father Muhammed, who honor-mudered his daughter because she refused to wear an Islamic headscarf, worked as a taxi driver in Mississauga, a suburb of Toronto. Yasir Said, who murdered his two teenage daughters, Amina and Sarah, because they had become too western, was also a taxi driver in Dallas.

Taxi drivers in England have been known to constitute a network in which they spy on and actively return girls and women who are trying to escape being honor murdered. According to a just-released report, UK teachers and police officials are “afraid to take action against so-called honour crimes for fear of being accused of racism.” The Daily Mail notes that, in addition,

Researchers say taxi drivers, police and government workers of Asian origin are returning women to the domestic abuse they want to escape.

Taxi drivers again!

Eeeeeek!!!

Phyllis has quite the imagination where the scary brown people are concerned, doesn’t she? It’s a wonder she can actually find the courage to get in a cab. Such strength! Such valour! Such raving, spittle-flecked, Islamofacists-under-the-bed craziness. She and Five Feet must have soooooooo much to talk about.