Sure, let's play that game.

Rebel News' Ezra Levant insists that violent behaviour be associated with ideology:

In totally unrelated news, New Brunswick mass shooter who murdered four people -- including two police officers -- was a big fan of Rebel News:

So, yeah, there's that.

I'm dying here.

Vacuous, hypocritical, sociopathic colostomy bag Ted Cruz -- who fucked off to Cancun to stay warm as his own state of Texas was freezing due to energy grid collapse -- takes issue with truckers freezing as authorities dismantle and remove a massively illegal and dangerous convoy fuel distribution point:

You cannot make this stuff up. You just can't.

Yes, Ezra Levant is a lying sack of shit.

From a recent chicken bucket-passing beg-a-thon e-mail from Rebel News Obergruppenfuhrer Ezra Levant:

From CTV News:

So, yes, nothing has changed and Ezra Levant is still a swinishly dishonest piece of execrable human garbage.

Thanks for stopping by.

P.S. I am apparently not the only person who suspects Ezra is melting down just a wee bit, with the announcement of a Parliamentary commission that wants to chat with GoFundMe about the origin of some of those massive anonymous convoy donations, and where all this dosh is coming from. One suspects Ezra might be getting a wee bit nervous about just how hard he's going to have to work to conceal all those transactions.

Anyway, that's just what I hear. For what it's worth.

BONUS TRACK: It's moderately entertaining to see how (lying sack of crap) Ezra Levant -- from the safety of his condo in Toronto -- downplays the severity of the current occupation of Ottawa:

Sure, it's just some truckers making some noise by honking their horns; it's not like it's, you know, a relentless aural barrage of big rig air horns for hours a day at a decibel level that can easily cause permanent hearing loss or anything.

What an asshole.

CC HQ gets results!

It was just yesterday that I suggested to Ottawa police chief Peter Sloly -- who is a spectacular waste of skin and of no discernible benefit to the community unless he's already signed his organ donor card to leave various internal organs to people who have actual value to society -- that if he could not make a significant difference to the city that, perhaps, he could resolve just one simple, straightforward task and move those two rigs that had been parked for nigh on a week on Rideau St. at King Edward.

Well, lo and behold, as of 3:30 a.m. this morning, aforesaid rigs were gone, which suggests that if you need something done, there's little point in contacting the constabulary when you can just drop a note to us here at CC HQ and we'll take care of it.

CC HQ: We get shit done.

There's bullshit, there's sleazy bullshit, and then there's human garbage Ezra.

CORRECTION/RETRACTION: It would appear that the anti-Semitic poster below is not from the current "Asshole Convoy," so we here at CC HQ would like to correct the record as, unlike human garbage Ezra Levant, we prefer to own our mistakes.

Carry on ...

Ah, the bravery of being somewhere else ...

BONUS TRACK: There's something just sad about Ezra so gleefully embracing the naked anti-Semitism of the "Freedom Convoy."

 

 Well, it's not like Ezra has any principles anyway, so ... no big deal.

So, how's that brand new law enforcement initiative working out?

Well, shit ...

A modest proposal.

"If you don't move your rig, we will tow it."

"HA! You don't have the tow truck that can move my rig."

"I didn't say we'd tow it in one piece."

Peter Sloly: "We just don't have the resources to tow some of these trucks." Fuck off.

Apparently, there are two arguments for not towing some of these clearly illegally-parked big rigs:

1. The city does not have tow trucks sufficiently substantial, or
   
2. Private companies that do have such trucks refuse to co-operate.

Let us disembowel both of these arguments.

First, the city clearly either has, or has access to, tow trucks that can handle massive transit buses so, yes, we sure as shit do have the machine power to do this, and if such beasts are owned by the city, then there is no excuse to not be getting this done.

If, on the other hand, the city counts on private firms to do this, and those firms refuse to play ball, then you cancel their contract (with cause), and you make it clear that that cancellation is permanent. And if enough companies want to be assholes about this, by the time you've recouped the money you spent on those contracts, I'm betting you have enough scratch lying around to buy a few rig-capable monsters that can rip the front end off an 18-wheeler if the owner refuses to release the air brakes.

Get your shit together, Ottawa, and make this happen.

Pitter patter, let's get at 'er.

JUXTAPOSE!

 Huh:

I await Ezra Levant's shrieking, spittle-flecked outrage over foreign funding interference in Canadian politics.

Any minute now, right?

BONUS TRACK: For full hilarity, here's Ezra Levant favourite and "Ethical Oil" airhead Kathryn Marshall, yammering on about the evil of foreign funding masters deep pockets. Or something.

That clip never stops being funny.

BREAKING!

[Ottawa, Feb. 6] In response to questions about ongoing negotiations with the occupying force, Ottawa Police Chief Peter Sloly announces that the city and the truckers have reached an agreement whereby truckers will no longer assault citizens or defecate on their lawns between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m.

JUXTAPOSE!

Once upon a time, people like Ezra Levant of Rebel News couldn't shut up about the alleged "foreign funding" of Canada's Left, from, you know, George Soros, and the Tides Foundation, and so on and so on and so on.

So it's massively entertaining to hear wankers like him absolutely creaming their Koch brothers-themed Underoos over the success of the recent trucker convoys, for whom there is absolutely no question of massive amounts of dark money coming in from elsewhere.

So, yeah, they're sleazy hypocrites. I'm sure you're shocked.

 

SURE, NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THIS:

 

 

The dishonesty of trucker convoy supporters.

Behold:

But they have been heard ... so that's not the issue here, is it, Jim? What they are now demanding is an end to all mandates, and the resignation of Justin Trudeau, and the dissolution of Parliament, and who the fuck knows what else by now?

So Jim above is simply lying ... the convoy does not want to simply be heard; rather, they are insisting that all their absurd and idiotic demands be implemented. There's a difference, Jim. You know that, right?

Of Ottawa police chief Peter Sloly, and low-hanging fruit.

My main takeaway from the podcasted train wreck of a plane crash of a dumpster fire of the police services meeting last night was that Peter Sloly was just so overwhelmed by the sheer volume of lawbreakery that he was purely paralyzed, either by outright amount or ineptness or incompetence or utter lack of interest of whatever, it doesn't really matter, but the message was clear -- there weren't enough cops to deal with it all, so why even start? And here's where I'm going to give Sloly a simple, clear and unambiguous task for his TODO list that even he should be able to complete.

During my travels over the last several days, I have confirmed that there are two monstrous, convoy-related rigs parked right in front of the Days Inn on Rideau St, corner of Rideau and King Edward. There is no question they have been there for several days and, in that entire time, have not moved. They have simply parked themselves in the right-hand lane of Rideau facing the Hill, obstructing the bus lane and forcing everyone heading in that direction on Rideau to merge into the left-hand lane to go around them.

There are clearly "2-hour" parking signs there and I am willing to be corrected, but it seems that there are at least a couple parking bylaws being violated here, so one can make this modest proposal to Chief Sloly: If you are utterly incapable of grasping, comprehending and managing the big picture, then start small -- deal with those two rigs on Rideau. That's all, I'm not suggesting anything more than seeing if your overpaid, Nazi-friendly, racist-fist bumping police force is up to the job of dealing with two trucks.

I don't want to put too much on your plate all at once, so how about we start small and see if you can handle that? In my business, we call that demonstrating "proof of concept." So, there you go. Let us know how that works out.

... and that's when I stopped reading.

 "Most of the crowd seems non-violent, even cheerful, ..."

Can someone tell Matt Gurney to fuck off?

P.S. If you want to subject yourself to Gurney's entire thread, help yourself. Then tell me I didn't say the same thing but sanely and coherently two days ago.

Ottawa police chief Peter Sloly has a plan.

Well, actually, it's more like a plan of a framework of a strategy of two frameworks of a strategy of a plan.

Christ, can someone fire this incompetent twat before someone gets killed?

P.S. There is some delightful irony in that the truckers want Sloly gone because they see him as a dictatorial, communist, Stalinist, Leninist, fascist commie dictator, run amok with power and crushing free expression, while the rest of us want him gone because he is an indescribably inept, incompetent, unqualified dumbshit who I would not trust to put two coats of wax on my wheelbarrow.

"Does anyone here know how to law?"

Let me summarize this astonishingly idiotic emergency Ottawa Police Services Board meeting:

"None of us here know how the law actually works."

I am not fucking kidding ... every single person in that meeting who was asked about how the law works admitted that they did not know but would be happy to look into it.

If Peter Sloly is still the chief of police 24 hours from now, this city deserves what it gets.

Once again, I called it.

Recently, I explained the fundamental screw-up on the part of Ottawa Police Services and their response to the occupation and siege of the city by Nazi truckers; particularly, the convoy's construction of an illegal "soup kitchen" in Confederation Park:

Apparently, I am not the only one who understands the necessity for dealing with shit like this the instant it walks in the door:

So the truckers build a soup kitchen in Confederation Park, and it doesn't seem like that big a deal so you let it go. Then they build another one a little down the road, but because you tolerated the first one, it would be difficult to justify objecting to this one. So it stays up.

And then there's a third one, and a fourth one and, before you know it, Nazi truckers are putting up illegal structures wherever the fuck they want, and you've lost any moral ground to complain about it anymore.

And I was right. Again.

Scott Moffatt: Moron.

Here's an indescribably stupid person -- Ottawa city councillor Scott Moffatt -- being schooled by actual lawyer Emilie Taman:

Just throwing this out there, but maybe -- just maybe -- Ottawa is such a badly run city because we elect imbeciles like Scott Moffatt to run it.

The lies, the lies, the glorious lies.

The current shrieking from the grift-o-sphere is that the Canadian government (more specifically, Justin Trudeau, who appears to be more powerful than Thanos) "ordered" GoFundMe to shut down the $10M trucker grift. No, this is not what happened, as the courageous few on social media are trying to explain:

In short, many, many, many, many people reported the criminal nature of the truckers' siege and occupation of the city (with unimpeachable video evidence) at which point I would think GoFundMe had absolutely no choice but to find the fundraiser in violation of its Terms of Service and shut it down.

No one "ordered" anything. What part of that do some of you find so difficult to understand?

There's stupid, and there's trucker-level stupid.

"Sure, she hoovered up 10 million, walked off with a million of it, and the lawsuits are going to take the rest and every one of us is going to get boned up the ass but -- and hear me out -- let's give her another 16 million."

This is the level of stupid we're dealing with.

AFTERSNARK: This is Christian scam artists GiveSendGo, openly encouraging people to commit fraud by "disputing" their donation to GoFundMe, even though they openly admit that GoFundMe offers the opportunity to request a refund simply by clicking on a button.

Given the existence of the "Refund" button, not only will the above not work, but I'm guessing GiveSendGo can be sued by encouraging that sort of fraud. I don't think we've seen the last of the lawsuits here, but I think we can all agree that Tamara Lich can now afford a second McLaren F1.

A SERIOUS QUESTION: Even though GoFundMe is "officially" allowing donors to request a refund, it's not clear to me that GFM is even allowed to return money, given at least two lawsuits that are looking to seize those funds to compensate the city of Ottawa and its citizens for the nuisance and expense related to these ignorant, racist, Nazi, mouth-breathing hillbillies' ongoing siege of the city.

Can someone weigh in on the legalisms of whether these lawsuits have the power to absolutely freeze the remaining nine million in GFM's possession until these actions are resolved?

BY THE WAY, the entire right-wing grift-o-sphere (Rebel News included) are pissing blood in outrage over GFM's "seizure" of all this cash, but make sure you understand why. This is not simply about the money, oh, no ... it's because there is going to be accounting, and a Parliamentary committee, and people looking very closely into those obscenely massive anonymous donations to this GFM fundraiser, and questions will be asked, and money will be followed, and who knows if some of that is going to track back to, oh, hypothetically, Rebel News, or The Democracy Fund, or any of a number of entities with an obvious financial stake in all of this.

Let the forensics begin. And pass the popcorn.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You racist, redneck hillbillies are so fucked:

 

Good luck getting home on your credit card.

P.S. I don't think GoFundMe is going to be passing on all that leftover dosh to any charities any time soon:

 

SOMEBODY CALL THE WAAAAAHMBULANCE!

Ezra creates fundraiser to sue GoFundMe for funds in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Pure Rebel propaganda.

OMFG ... this manipulative bullshit has Ezra Levant written all over it:

Here, let me tell you how this is going to play out. Truckers will, of course, gush over how altruistic they are with this, and how they're trying to give back to the community and so on.

The city (quite properly) will move in and dismantle it because, regardless of its altruism, it is an illegal structure that was erected without any approval on public property.

The truckers (and particularly Ezra and Rebel News) will freak out and publish:

"SHOCKING! City of Ottawa demolishes truckers' charity soup kitchen!!!!"

"The City of Ottawa claims that it cares about the hungry and homeless, but they just moved in and, in an appalling demonstration of liberal brutality and thuggishness, demolished a soup kitchen that the truckers' convoy had built at their own expense to give free meals to the area's hungry and homeless!"

That's how it's going to go, because this sort of sleazy propaganda is pretty much Ezra's M.O. Let's watch.

BY THE WAY, the Ottawa cops have already irredeemably fucked up their response to this. The correct time to have dealt with that illegal structure was the instant the cops became aware of it. But, no, being the dumbfucks they are, they allowed it be completed, and now it's going to be that much more difficult to dismantle it in the glare of all the publicity.

How did someone as motherfucking stupid as Peter Sloly even graduate the Academy, much less become a chief?

A wild and crazy idea.

Dear Ottawa Police Services:

If you're going to be this utterly useless, let me make a modest proposal: Announce that you are going to look the other way entirely for the next 72 hours and we, the residents of this city, will take it from there.

Deal?

What does being "well-funded" have to do with anything?

Here's Ottawa deputy police chief Steve Bell:

Here, let me translate: "Normally, we'd enforce the law, but these guys have loads of cash so that's not an option."

Why these trucker blockades have totally changed the fascist dynamic.

I'm pondering a much longer piece about this, but I will throw this out right now -- what is happening in Ottawa and in Coutts, Alberta should scare the living shit out of normal Canadians, because it represents a really, really ugly and frightening development related to Canadian fascism.

I submit that these blockades have nothing to do with vaccine mandates -- never have, never will. What they represent is a "trial run" to demonstrate that, if you can make enough people angry, then harness that anger and point them in whatever direction you want, they have absolutely nothing to fear from either the cops or the RCMP.

And that is exactly what they just proved.

Until now, when Canada's right-wing propagandists like Rebel News, True North Centre, Post Millennial, JCCF and other bottom-dwelling white nationalists encouraged and organized public confrontations, one could at least assume that, if things got out of hand, law enforcement would always be ready to step in and put a stop to it.

Not anymore.

If this was a "normal" protest, then there would have been angry truckers, and they would have showed up for a couple days, and honked their horns, and finally got tired and gone home. But this time, things were different. This time, all of this anger was encouraged and funded, with these right-wing outlets exhorting truckers to stand tough, and stay the course, and not back down, and so on, and so on, and the goal here was surprisingly obvious: It was to prove that, if you collect enough angry people, and give them fawning press coverage, and make them feel important, and subsidize them via fundraisers to the point where they're just not going to back down, then the cops and the RCMP will totally throw up their hands and walk away.

This was not a "protest"; it was a trial run to prove, once and for all, that right-wing mob rule will trump law enforcement and, having proven that beyond even the slightest doubt, none of Canada's fascists are even the teeniest bit scared of the cops anymore. They came, they saw, and they put the fear into Ottawa Police Services and, for the first time, they know that they can do that whenever they want.

This is not going to end well.

AFTERSNARK: Snippet from first commenter:

And now the Saskatchewan legislature is seeing the exact same thing happen there this weekend…a bunch of fascists organizing what they are calling a “trucker convoy” without a permit (which they are very proud about) and they have openly stated they will be blocking streets and access to the legislative building.

And I'm willing to bet that, having seen the embarrassing ineffectiveness and cowardice of both the RCMP and Ottawa Police Services, they have absolutely no fear of pushback by law enforcement. This would seem to be the perfect experiment to see if what I've written above is accurate.

It's official: Ezra Levant and Rebel News are funding terrorism.

Sadly, this is not even a remotely debatable proposition, as it is happening so openly and publicly. Let me explain.

First, what is happening in Ottawa and Coutts, Alberta is terrorism, make no mistake about that, as the very word represents the use of fear and bullying to effect social and/or political change. This is, as they say, beyond contestation, and it is precisely what is happening.

As for funding terrorism, Ezra Levant has quite gleefully gloated how he has been fundraising to hire legal representation for the truckers at Coutts and, more recently, in one of his countless mailers, Ezra crows:

My favourite charity, The Democracy Fund [who Ezra and Rebel News are actively running crowdfunders for], has sent civil liberties lawyers to Ottawa to provide legal information to the truckers in Ottawa.

Boom.

In any other context, this action -- fundraising for support of terrorist activities -- would have the MSM shrieking in outrage, and the CRA breaking down doors to put a stop to it. But not here.

In any event, yes, Ezra Levant and Rebel News are now funding terrorism, and it would be hard for Ezra to complain about being described that way, given that he is so openly bragging about doing exactly that in his mailers.

Thanks for stopping by.

JUXTAPOSE!

Jason Kenney: "We're dropping all vaccine mandates to appease the terrorists."

Jason Kenney: "Why won't the feds give us more money to deal with our exploding COVID-19 healthcare crisis?"

I can't even parody this anymore.

Recently, I posted some satire, wherein Ottawa cops suggested that if women didn't want to be harassed by convoy truckers, well:

It was parody. Until it wasn't:

Toronto Police Services: Literally telling people that if they dress like that, they had it coming.

Interim CPC leader Candice Bergen standing with people who flaunt swastikas.

I did Nazi that coming:

Well, yeah, I did. And so did you. Oh, and here's the best part -- Bergen is quite happy to let these hillbillies continue to occupy and terrorize Ottawa because (wait for it ... wait for it ...) she thinks it's advantageous politically:

So there you have it, Ottawa ... Candice Bergen would like you to fuck right off and continue to suffer, as long as she thinks she can milk your suffering for political gain. And if you think Bergen is a total c**t, well, just want until Skippy takes over.

And by "unpopular," we mean "indescribably fucking stupid."

 

 

One of these things is not like the others.

• "It's unfair to tar the entire convoy based on the actions of a couple Nazis."
• "It's unfair to tar all of Home Hardware based on the actions of a single fascist franchisee."
• "Hey, there's one Muslim doing something bad, so all of Islam is crap."
  

Dear CBC: You suck.

Shorter Power and Politics: "I have a couple Conservative guests, so let me ask -- why does Justin Trudeau suck?"

"They put their lives on the line for you every day." Um, no ... they don't.

Regarding the regular proposition that our men in blue are the courageous defenders of justice who risk their lives in the line of duty every day, well, we seem to have learned that that is total and utter bullshit.

What we have learned is that they're willing to do their jobs precisely as long as there is little to no personal risk, and if faced with something like a mob of racist trucker hillbillies who don't feel like moving their trucks, the cops' instant reaction is to turn tail and announce that this looks dangerous and it's not what they signed up for.

Profiles in gutlessness, the whole fucking lot of them.

The dumbassitude of being out of range.

While one could choose from a plethora of examples, we can be lazy and pick on Lloydminster's Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen who, from the safety of several provinces away, wants to mock Ottawans for being such delicate snowflakes:

And if there's one thing Ottawans appreciate, it's being lectured on how to live in Ottawa by people from Lloydminster, Saskatchewan. We really enjoy that sort of thing.

There's always Canadian TIre.

 

JUXTAPOSE: Hardware chain that gets all of its supply via actual working truckers currently cheerleading for the remaining truckers who are fucking up their supply chain.

Morons.

Ottawa held hostage: In what way is this still technically a "protest?"

Given the relentless breaking of Ottawa city bylaws, it occurs to one to ask: In what way is this collection of Nazi truckers still technically a "protest?"

Based on readings, it seems that, yes, one is technically allowed to "protest" on Parliament Hill, but it also seems that that freedom comes with at least a few restrictions, such as that you're not allowed to interfere with the normal operation of the city, and also that, even if you were allowed to block Wellington, for that to be defensible, you need to remain on the Hill and actually protest on the Hill. But none of that seems to be happening here.

Ignore for the time being that no one applied for and received an actual demonstration permit; the more important question is -- can you defend all of your law-breaking by hiding behind the claim of a nebulous and never-ending "protest" that allows you to do anything you want for as long as you want? Because if that's true, that has serious and permanent implications.

Are Ottawa police seriously taking the position that all one has to do is holler "I'm protesting!" to get a pass for, well, pretty much everything? Is it actually true that a trucker puttering down Dalhousie, obstructing traffic, blaring his horn and parking illegally can simply claim he's part of a "protest" in order to get the city constabulary to respond, "Ah, we understand, sorry to inconvenience you, sir, carry on"?

It's overwhelmingly tiring to hear so many people defend this idiocy with, "Hey, it's a peaceful protest." It's no longer a question as to whether it's peaceful or not -- it's a question as to whether it's even a "protest" anymore, or whether it's just a bunch of disgruntled, racist, sociopathic truckers, driving around, impervious to the enforcement of city bylaws such as noise and anti-idling and parking bylaws.

If that's all it takes to inoculate one from law enforcement, then what stops me from driving up to the Hill, parking right in front of Parliament and insisting there's nothing anyone can do because, gosh darn it, I'm "protesting" something.

I respectfully submit that this convoy of idiots had the right to protest, and they exercised that right, and now the protest is over. It's not a protest anymore, it's just a bunch of assholes driving around town pissing people off, and perhaps Ottawa Police Chief Peter Sloly could get off his doughy, overpaid ass and see it that way, and deal with it.

Based on his pandering and gutless capitulation so far, I am not optimistic.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Between a rock and a hard place.

Not much new to report, but it's worth noting the awkward position Lloydminster's Patrick "Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen" Ross finds himself in.

On the one hand, he is apparently desperately trying to drive forward his utterly meritless defamation action against Peter Skinner, stamping his pudgy little feet and insisting that Peter agree to a schedule for questioning and discovery and crap like that.

On the other hand, Patrick has simultaneously gone to ground somewhere (reportedly living out of his car these days), and refusing to respond to any of e-mails, phone calls or registered mail from Canada's increasingly annoyed Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy, while also refusing to divulge his current address for the purpose of proper and adequate legal service.

Someone should explain to Patrick that that's not how it works -- he can't, on the one hand, insist on others following the rules of court and fulfilling their legal obligations, while he remains hidden, not even providing an address for proper legal service. The Court has no patience for self-represented shit like that, as Patrick is about to find out.

All this means is that, if Patrick decides to threaten you with yet more spectacularly worthless legal actions, it means nothing until he provides you with a full and proper address for legal service; until that happens, you are free to consign anything he sends you to the compost bin.

P.S. If all of the above is not enough, it goes without saying that, given Patrick's established history of refusing to pay judgment or cost awards, he will absolutely be required to put up significant security for any legal action -- I would guess at least $20,000, if not more -- to make sure that, when he loses, cost awards could be paid. But that's not the worst part.

A legal beagle friend assures me that, given Patrick's massive debt to me, if he did manage to convince the Court to let his action proceed (hideously unlikely), while I would not be allowed to seize such security immediately pursuant to my judgment against Patrick, once the action was dispensed with and any cost awards were paid from the security, I would be able to seize what was left. In short, Patrick can absolutely count on the fact that he would be getting back absolutely none of whatever security he is ordered to turn over for his action to proceed.

In the end, no matter how much your life sucks, look on the bright side -- you're not Patrick Ross.

Is someone working on a truckers' blacklist?

It occurs that one simple way to push back against the racist, Nazi truckers currently holding Ottawa hostage is to have a public list of them somewhere ... you know, maybe, "Racist, Nazi truckers holding Ottawa hostage who should never work again," and start collecting names.

Here, let me start by identifying one of the big rigs parked on Rideau off of King Edward for the last couple days, festooned with massive signage containing crap like, "Freedom Convoy/No Mandates/Vaccines Kill/Hang Trudeau from a Lamppost" ... you know, rubbish like that.

That would be "Stetson Carriers Ltd" of Altona, MB:

And, gosh, wouldn't it be delightful if social media made sure these people never carried another load?

There was another similarly-festooned rig, but I didn't catch the ID; I can take care of that this afternoon, and maybe we can all start a list. In the meantime, if you have any working relationship with the aforementioned Stetson Carriers, consider taking your business elsewhere.

This is fucking brilliant.

Is there any reason not to do this?

Uh huh.

 

  

And your strategy to mitigate risks is to have your officers take selfies with the truckers and move their roadblocks so all those truckers can conveniently refuel their rigs?

Sure, that sounds like a plan. Let us know how that works out.

P.S. Would it not be awesome if a bunch of citizens figured out where Chief Sloly lives, and drove back and forth in front of his house all night long honking their horns?

Oh, the hilarity.

REMINDER: If you need an Ottawa cop, ...

... just follow the trail of fear-soaked urine as they run from doing their jobs.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

Here ... let me change a few words and see what you think.

"Officer ... there are numerous men raping women in Centretown!"

"Well, yes, ma'am, we're aware of that and we're taking steps. First, understand that there used to be over a thousand of them raping women but, with some of them getting bored raping women in Centretown and leaving voluntarily, it's down to about 250 so that's definite progress, and we've blocked off some streets to prevent any more rapists from entering the area. We're sure that if we just be patient, most of them will probably leave by the weekend. As for arresting them, well, it turns out that that would upset them and we don't want to incite anything, so we're taking a hands-off approach for the time being. Mostly, our advice is, if you don't want to be raped, don't go outdoors. And maybe stop dressing like that."

There you go, Ottawa Police Services ... fixed it for you. 

Dear Ottawa Police: Fuck off.

This is massively entertaining:

You literally, on video, instructed someone dragging a barrel of truck fuel how to most efficiently get to where he was going.

Le *sigh* ...

[Coutts, AB] Senior officers of Alberta RCMP retreated in the face of numerous truckers who refused to listen to them, explaining that they were going to consult their law enforcement manuals on how to deal with large numbers of uncooperative white people.

"We're in unknown territory here," insisted Lance Corporal Ensign Trooper Bubba "Bubba" McBeatdown. "We're checking our procedure manuals for how to deal with something like this. Take a look at these different subsections ... natives, blacks, Muslims, environmentalists ... but nothing about white people. It's a puzzler."

A spokesperson for Ottawa Police Services sympathized with the RCMP, adding, "It's beyond us to know how to react when white folks refuse to co-operate. So we're going out to find someone named Ahmed and beat the shit out of him until one of us has an idea."

Chronicles of Twatrick: The Grizzly Adams edition.

According to three independent sources (and I am still unsure how seriously to take all this), Lloydminster's favourite financial advisor, undischarged bankrupt and village idiot Patrick "Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen The Real Deal Kid Cash Thunderbolt Nexus Quintuple Threat MMA Cosplay Street Fighting Man" Ross is currently -- due to financial constraints -- living out of his car during the (work?) week, and hanging out at a cabin in the woods, Unabomber-style, on the weekends, given that I have allegedly so impoverished him with my collection proceedings against him that he really has no other options.

While this is amusing, it's hard to fathom since I have collected only around $6,400 from Patrick, and that's hardly enough to put someone in the poor house, but there are other intriguing aspects to this story.

First, it appears that Canada's Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy has been trying very, very hard to contact Patrick, via phone, e-mail and letters to his Lloyd residence, but Patrick is steadfastly refusing to reply to any of that, so we can safely say that Patrick is working very hard at the moment to stay out of sight, I'm guessing because the OSB is extremely unhappy with Patrick's years of contemptuous non-compliance and would like to make that clear to him. So it's no surprise Patrick is playing hard to get.

As for his financial dire straits, while (as I said) I really haven't seized all that much from him, I have been informed that the Saskatchewan sheriffs have in fact kicked into gear the newest filing for collection, that one being the big one for the judgment itself:

and while I have heard nothing on that score, that doesn't mean they haven't grabbed a handful of cash since it normally takes several days for the sheriffs to report in, so maybe it really has happened and they have just not reported it to me yet.

But wait, you think, how could Patrick have that much scratch lying around? It's because, according to another of my sources, Patrick's father is not in the best of health and, recently, he tossed around substantial amounts to the children as "pre-inheritance", and it is entirely possible that Patrick would have had more than $100,000 in his account, and if the sheriffs timed it right and hit that account while it was loaded, well, maybe they did grab all of it for me.

All of this is speculation, of course, but it is not speculation that the OSB very badly wants to talk to Patrick, and he is simply staying out of sight, which is going to make prosecuting any sort of legal action extremely difficult if he does not provide proper contact information for service. But he's a boy genius -- I'm sure he's thought of that.

"Wait ... they can *do* that!?!?"

 

  

Off camera, one can hear RCMP officers whispering to each other, "Hey, that's not fair!"

OMFG ... a whole new grift!

God help us, grift queen Tamara Lich has started a whole new fundraiser:

Words fail me.

The depressing ineffectiveness of Alberta RCMP.

"Leave, or we'll yell 'Leave' again!"

OH, DEAR GOD ... there is actual video of the Alberta RCMP setting up a roadblock, and trucks and tractors simply driving around it. Holy shit, the incompetence.

Ah, the Rebel News griftiness: I called it.

Go watch the 1:13 of bloviating colostomy bag and Rebel News butt plug Chad Williamson here, then come back. I'll wait.

OK, so what did we learn? Simple.

First, if truckers leave voluntarily, they will not be charged, which means they have no need for legal representation. And if they don't leave voluntarily, they can be charged under various pieces of legislation, for which there is absolutely not even the slightest fucking chance of a valid legal defense, and the judge will tell Chad to please put a fucking sock in it, thanks very much.

In short, at this point, there is no need whatsoever to be collecting donations for a legal defense, as you either don't need one, or you're fucked, anyway.

Pure grift. And I called it, didn't I?

A grift in two parts.

How it started:

 

How it's going:

In other words, Rebel News took in what was most likely many tens of thousands of dollars for "legal fees," only for the truckers to move on voluntarily in the end and not need any representation.

Same as it ever was.

Chronicles of Twatrick: "Sure, it's cramped, but the seats recline."

Anonymous tipster passes along a moderately weird claim -- undischarged bankrupt and Lloydminster village idiot Patrick "Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen" Ross is currently so broke that he is living in his current vehicle during the work week and couch-surfing on the weekends, unable to even rent a room to store all his WWE replica championship belts and autographed Jordan Peterson books.

I'm not sure what to make of this claim since, given that I have seized only about $6,400 from him pursuant to my collecting on my 2010 defamation judgment against him, it's not clear how depriving Patrick of that little dosh could have so radically altered his lifestyle.

On the other hand, I have just heard that the Saskatchewan sheriffs have filed another seizure notice with his credit union, so maybe they have in fact cleaned him out and haven't told me yet. Anything is possible, so I guess we just have to patient. In the meantime, be on the lookout for a Ford Escape parked in a Walmart parking lot outside of Grande Prairie with underwear hanging out the back to dry.

Lessons learned the hard way.

I'm going to upgrade this recent comment from Peter "Rogue Nerd One" Skinner because it really needs to be read (minor aesthetic editing added):

I have a friend and his son trapped on the outskirts of Ottawa for the past 3 days. Many people tried to talk him out of his little road trip, but he wouldn't listen. He's vaccinated 3x, but he's very anti-government. It's the way he was brought up. He's there fighting for freedoms, not against a vaccine.

He's trying to leave because food and fuel are short, but the tractors are parked so close together he can't move. In trying to get help, he's being called a traitor for leaving. Fact is he spent a lot of money getting there with the promise once he got to Ottawa he'd receive reimbursement. As of 2 days ago, he can't reach any of the leadership. It's as if he's been soft blocked on the app they used. There's 3 other convoys in the same predicament, leaders are giving interviews from "undisclosed locations" because EVERYONE is looking for them.

The terrific thing is that word's gone through the entire convoy that the RCMP and City of Ottawa are attempting to seize those donated funds, or at least stop them from being withdrawn.

This is _exactly_ what I warned about, to all the people going. I even attended the rally here last Saturday and it was a shit show. It wasn't a protest. It was a mob of asshats looking to start trouble.

I asked one person there what he thought about all the racist images coming in, and he said "that's not here in Edmonton" and I pointed to one in the crowd. Instead of calling it down, he got aggressive and called me a traitor.

He got even more upset when I said if I'm the problem calling out racism in his movement, he was comfortable with the imagery.

As we speak, my friend is walking up the road to ask RCMP for assistance with getting out of the truck line and coming home. He feels like an ass, and he feels like he was duped. He's also not the only one there feeling the same.

Dear Alberta:

If you notice empty produce shelves at your local supermarket in the next few days ...

... thank a trucker.

JUXTAPOSE!

 

 

Ironically, truckers involved in Coutts, Alberta cross-border blockade and causing problems with supply chain currently whining about problems with supply chain.

BREAKING!

[Coutts, AB] Having run out of patience with the trucker convoy blocking the border at Coutts, Alberta, RCMP announce that they will beat up an indigenous Canadian every hour until truckers disperse.

JUXTAPOSE!

Right-wingers who were absolutely adamant that BLM/Antifa/Defund the Police protesters should be held financially responsible for all the "damage" they caused now pissing blood in outrage over suggestion that "Freedom Convoy" be held financially responsible for the damage they caused:

OK, then.

The ignorance of being out of range.

BREAKING! Man comfortably distant from the situation will now lecture Ottawans on what is happening in their city:

Ladies and gentlemen: Matt Gurney.

 

Shorter Matt Gurney: "Hey, Nazis are people, too!"

I'm just throwing this out there.

Appalling human being and CPC MP (yes, I repeat myself) Candice Bergen demands to know when PM Justin Trudeau will address the "Freedom Convoy", to which the proper response should be:

"I thank the Honourable Member for her question, and would similarly wonder if she would deign to meet with people who sported posters and trucks reading 'Fuck Candice,' described her publicly as 'road kill' and openly hung her in effigy in front of children. Until that happens, she really needs to shut the fuck up."

Once you hear it, ...

Tell me you can listen to vacuous gasbag and Manitoba Member of Parliament James Bezan, and not think of Letterkenny's McMurray.

JUXTAPOSE!

CPC leader Erin O'Toole, facing a caucus revolt and possible vote on his leadership, insists he is not going anywhere and that the country needs his party to be "united and serious":

He then went outside and pointed at a Porta-Potty:

JUXTAPOSE!

Truckers currently blockading the border crossing at Coutts, Alberta and preventing hundreds of trucks from delivering perishable goods to Albertans are currently complaining that they can't get food delivered to them in a timely manner.

I am not kidding -- that is the lack of self-awareness among these sub-humans.

Rebel News: The grift goes ever on ...

Ezra Levant: "I just got my ass handed to me by the Ontario Court of Appeal. Quick, we need another fundraiser!"

And there you go ...

I'm sure you're shocked.