I was prepared for Patrick Ross' recently-acquired lawyer to be a clueless, uninformed, slimy colostomy bag, but even I was not prepared for the thigh-sucking sleaziness, when he tried to argue that Patrick's justification for doing absolutely sweet goddamned fuck all for more than three years was that Patrick suffered from a "disability" that prevented him from even hiring a lawyer in all that time (said "disability" being that Patrick was depressed and harassed and intimidated, etc, etc).
Mercifully, the judge handed Patrick's yammering mouthpiece his ass on a platter and pointed out that there was not one fucking shred of filed evidence to support this whiny victimhood bullshit, and that was the end of that argument.
Another martini, please.
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