Shorter Stephen Harper: "I hate black people. I really, really, really hate black people. Hey, have I mentioned how much I hate black people?"
BONUS TRACK: Here's the money quote from the Globe article:
For years, the government denied Mr. Abdelrazik even a temporary passport to return home from a trip to Sudan, claiming it had to abide by the UN sanctions against al-Qaeda suspects, which include a travel ban and the seizure of all assets.
Reworded Stephen Harper Party of Canada: "We'd love to help but, golly gee, there's those gosh-darned UN regulations and binding international treaties so our hands are pretty much tied."
If you didn't snort scotch out of your nose based on that last part, you haven't been paying attention.