Blogging Tory Jabba the Roy is all a-squeal with glee:
I had the privilege of meeting Governor Sarah Palin and her husband Todd. She was extremely charming. I told her I was a Tory blogger and a big fan. She thanked me for coming. Todd introduced himself and I said "you're the first dude" and they both laughed.
And they laughed and laughed ... while first dude Todd quietly slipped a bottle of hand sanitizer from his pocket, turned away and applied it frantically, and Sarah could be heard whispering angrily to an organizer, "You told me I would not have to talk to brown people. I mean, what the fuck!? Where's my money?"
SAWAH! Apparently, the Quitbull from Wasilla understands the concept of looking out for number one.