From this morning's mailbag here at CC HQ (I am not making this up):
Hi: I am trying to get in touch with Kathy Shaidle and don't know if this is the proper channel. I would like to talk to her re the Human Rights' Commission abuses and whether she would like to speak to our women's conservative lobby group. Could you please have her e-mail me.
Dear XXXXXXX XXXXXXX:
I would be happy to pass on this request to Ms. Shaidle, but it's a bit disturbing that you seem incapable of figuring out on your own how to connect with her. I'm guessing that sort of combination would make for a singularly unproductive speech -- a horrible shrew addressing a bunch of right-wing dimbulbs.
Or maybe you're perfect for each other. There's that possibility, too.