Tuesday, May 27, 2008

I’m outta here.


There’s an opening at the He-man Woman Hater’s Club and No Girls Allowed Treehouse aka The Politic for bloggers. Don’t you think I’d be perfect? If, you know, by perfect, I actually mean completely the wrong gender and a touch too ... oh, what's the word I'm looking for? I know — smart.

Bloggers Wanted - Join the Group Blog, ThePolitic.com
In an effort to expand ThePolitic’s scope and coverage of Canadian and world politics, we are looking for more writers to contribute. We’re interested in finding writers who can provide insight into the following topics/areas:

• Canadian Politics (National and Provincial)
• US Politics
• Middle Eastern / Israeli Politics

If you’re interested, please contact us. Prior experience writing for the Internet (or weblogs) isn’t required, but strongly encouraged. Please include your name, contact information and any relevant writing examples.

Also note, we will not be accepting any candidates who intend to cross-post between multiple weblogs - contributed material must be original. However, writers will retain copyright and ownership of contributed materials.

If you have any questions and or you want to apply, please contact Greg Farries.

Hmmmmmmmm ... that’s strange. Greg doesn’t seem to have a requirement for writers who confuse Politics with Creationism while endlessly flogging stupid movies that support their cause. Guess he’s all full up.

9 comments:

Paladiea said...

What a coincidence. I too am looking for co-bloggers... Although my standards are probably higher than The Politic's.

Frank Frink said...

CC, this smells like a cheap extortion ploy. Don't fall for it. Somebody really wants that 'High Priestess of Groupthink' glitter-on-a-pink-baby-t in a bad way.

thwap said...

This could be somebody's big break! Providing exclusive content to some half-assed blog that you share with a couple of complete morons.

The pay is shit, but it looks like dried snot on your rezoomay.

liberal supporter said...

This could be somebody's big break! Providing exclusive content to some half-assed blog that you share with a couple of complete morons.

I think it could be Maxime Bernier's big break. He could blog from the House. He could even write porn for Mr. Potato Head. After all, it's not like he'll get caught by someone looking over his shoulder, like James Moore.

No, Max could look at the hidden camera movies of Julie and blog at teh politic all day with impunity. Nobody pays any attention when you are sitting in the very last row of the back benches.

CC said...

I'm thinking Greg left out the most important benefit of hanging out with the boys over there -- the freedom of never having to stand behind what you write.

That's a serious perk all right, LuLu. You should consider it ... because you sure as hell are never going to get that kind of flexibility here.

LuLu said...

Well, now that you mention it, I actually like standing behind what I write. Sooooooo I guess Teh Politic is out.

P.S. I lurvvvv it when you get all bossilicious with me, CC - can I have the baby-T now? Frank totally gave it away ... the big blabbermouth.

Frank Frink said...

Frank totally gave it away ... the big blabbermouth.

Oh, I see right through you, missy... uh... I mean, Your High Priestessness.

stageleft said...

Is The Politic expanding or is someone wandering off?

Ti-Guy said...

The pay is shit, but it looks like dried snot on your rezoomay.

That actually happened to me.