I swear, you are absolutely not going to believe this. You might think you've met the stupidest people on the planet but, well, buckle up, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.
Recall, if you will, The Politic's Matthew and his veiled innuendo about how he had the goods on one PZ Myers:
Anyway, over at the Expelled movie website, a little tidbit was revealed today that explains that the Professor of the West might be trying to hide some skeletons of his own (much akin to the dogmatic types who insist that we acknowledge macroevolution’s reality, or else).
Matthew wasn't any more forthcoming than that, so it was left to the rest of us to guess what "tidbit" that might be. Well, brace yourself -- after getting his little weenie slapped around by almost everyone in his comments section, Matthew finally came clean thusly:
The tidbit was that PZ was in the movie. This was news to me and hence reported as such. I’m a bit surprised that it did not come out during the escapades in January but c’est la vie I guess.
Really, really, really fucking long pause.
That's the tidbit? That's the embarrassing revelation? That PZ is in the movie Expelled? Yeah, I guess that might be some kind of revelation if you didn't visit PZ's site and search on the word "expelled" and note that he's been writing about his role in the film since last August.
Jesus, Mary, mother of God, how much of an unspeakable retard do you have to be to think that that was news in any way? Christ, Matthew, do you do any research before putting stupid to keyboard?
And the funniest part? Matthew thinks I owe him an apology!
I expect an apology after this, particularly for that vile you [sic] post about me on your website:
You want an apology, Matthew? Here's your apology: I'm sorry you're so fucking stupid. I'm sorry for your parents and family members, who have to interact with you. I'm sorry for your friends and colleagues, and anyone else who ever comes in contact with you, since that can only be a gruesomely painful experience. And I'm sorry for the global gene pool because, really, it deserves so much better.
BOOT TO THE HEAD: PZ gets in his licks as well.
BONUS DUMBASSITUDE: After getting humiliated on a truly international stage, Matthew tries to salvage the situation thusly. As PZ suggested, that is some world-class stupid, isn't it?