Friday, April 21, 2006

The Malkin standard.


So here's how it works:

  • Protestor who shouts down Chinese president Hu Jintao and is escorted out by Secret Service? Fucking A, we're talking hero, and I'm not jackin' you around, no sir. A "remarkable woman" who has "confronted the Chinese regime face-to-face before." We're talking a "bold American" who "rocks."

  • Protestor who ... well, shows up by invitation from a member of Congress and whose cardinal sin is to do nothing more than wear a T-shirt encouraging people to "support the troops?" Traitorous little slut.

Life is so uncomplicated in Michelle's bubble, isn't it?

BETTER AND BETTER: Michelle must be having an absolute "ragegasm" right about now.

6 comments:

thickslab said...

Why do you hate America?

Canucklehead said...

Why do you believe everything is black and white?
CC doesn't hate America; he probably likes Americans individually, but when it comes to the Thief-in-Chief and his cabal of nimrods...well, we're less than kind.

CC said...

Uh oh ... someone's sarcasm detector is on the fritz. :-)

Canucklehead said...

OH MY GOD IT'S ON FIRE!!!!
*extinguishes flames from sarcasm detector*
Sorry about that, mates.
I'll try to get the smell of burning metal out of the curtains.

Miss Cellania said...

I must say, its pretty exciting to get accused of hating America over here!

Ti-Guy said...

You know what? I do hate America. I really, really hate that country. It sits there, preening and crowing about how wonderful it is, and then, every 10 years, blows up brown people.

America can go to hell.