Friday, April 21, 2006

The Malkin standard.

So here's how it works:

  • Protestor who shouts down Chinese president Hu Jintao and is escorted out by Secret Service? Fucking A, we're talking hero, and I'm not jackin' you around, no sir. A "remarkable woman" who has "confronted the Chinese regime face-to-face before." We're talking a "bold American" who "rocks."

  • Protestor who ... well, shows up by invitation from a member of Congress and whose cardinal sin is to do nothing more than wear a T-shirt encouraging people to "support the troops?" Traitorous little slut.

Life is so uncomplicated in Michelle's bubble, isn't it?

BETTER AND BETTER: Michelle must be having an absolute "ragegasm" right about now.


Anonymous said...

Why do you hate America?

Anonymous said...

Why do you believe everything is black and white?
CC doesn't hate America; he probably likes Americans individually, but when it comes to the Thief-in-Chief and his cabal of nimrods...well, we're less than kind.

CC said...

Uh oh ... someone's sarcasm detector is on the fritz. :-)

Anonymous said...

*extinguishes flames from sarcasm detector*
Sorry about that, mates.
I'll try to get the smell of burning metal out of the curtains.

Miss Cellania said...

I must say, its pretty exciting to get accused of hating America over here!

Anonymous said...

You know what? I do hate America. I really, really hate that country. It sits there, preening and crowing about how wonderful it is, and then, every 10 years, blows up brown people.

America can go to hell.