Sunday, October 08, 2023

Wherein Rebel News goes full-metal medical quackery.

 Oh, for fuck's sake ...



Luckily, Rebel's medical quackery offshoot, "The Wellness Company," can fix up your mRNA problem for the low, low price of $65.99:



Order in the next 15 minutes and they'll throw in a free Popeil Pocket Fisherman for only an additional shipping and handling charge.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If I was going to buy quack "detoxification" products, I'd go with Paltrow's GOOP. Way more classy.