Apparently, geography is hard werk.

Shorter Conservative Foreign Minister Lawrence Cannon: "There are countries between Canada and the Sudan? Really? No fucking way! Who knew?"

AFTERSNARK: You really wish Blogging Tory co-founder Stephen "Freedom and Democracy!" Taylor would weigh in on this, but we're all pretty sure that's not going to happen. After all, Abousfian Abdelrazik is just the wrong colour.

Apparently, freedom and democracy is only for white people, right, Stephen?