And while the residents of Wankerville fall over themselves, gushing over Carrie Prejean, it apparently falls to us here at CC HQ to point out what a lot of people seem to be missing -- that Miss Prejean is an idiot:
The biggest controversy occurred when blogger Perez Hilton asked Miss California, Carrie Prejean, if every state should legalize same-sex marriage.
Her answer: "I think it's great Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, in my country, in my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody there, but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be, between a man and a woman."
Perezito seemed taken aback. In a video blog, he called Miss Prejean "a dumb bitch," though he later apologized.
Granted, it's a little odd Prejean would think we "live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage" given that Perez just pointed out to her that Vermont was just the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage.
Let's deconstruct that line by line, shall we?
"I think it's great Americans are able to choose one or the other."
No, they can't.
"We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage."
No, you can't (with the exception of four states). Which is why the rest of Prejean's ignorant rambling is really quite irrelevant. Sure, she's a bigot. But, really, it's more painful to realize she's an imbecile.
I see a right-wing think tank internship in her future.
Thank you for participating in this year's viral marketing campaign for the Miss USA pageant. We've been the also-ran, fighting Miss America for nearly 60 years. Despite the boost that we received when Miss America ditched Bert Parks, we've never really made ourselves the "go-to" pageant.
This year, we decided to play the controversy card. It appears to be working. Everyone is now talking about Miss USA and Miss America is left in the dust. We'll get the right wing viewers for sure, from now on, pretending to be speech warriors, while ogling the contestants. Plus the left wingers, pretending to stand on guard for equality, while ogling the contestants. Now everyone has an excuse to watch Miss USA! A win-win for everyone except the Miss America pageant.
Your participation in promoting Miss USA is most appreciated.
Miss America Pageant Organizing Committee.
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