And while the residents of Wankerville fall over themselves, gushing over Carrie Prejean, it apparently falls to us here at CC HQ to point out what a lot of people seem to be missing -- that Miss Prejean is an idiot:
The biggest controversy occurred when blogger Perez Hilton asked Miss California, Carrie Prejean, if every state should legalize same-sex marriage.
Her answer: "I think it's great Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, in my country, in my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody there, but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be, between a man and a woman."
Perezito seemed taken aback. In a video blog, he called Miss Prejean "a dumb bitch," though he later apologized.
Granted, it's a little odd Prejean would think we "live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage" given that Perez just pointed out to her that Vermont was just the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage.
Let's deconstruct that line by line, shall we?
"I think it's great Americans are able to choose one or the other."
No, they can't.
"We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage."
No, you can't (with the exception of four states). Which is why the rest of Prejean's ignorant rambling is really quite irrelevant. Sure, she's a bigot. But, really, it's more painful to realize she's an imbecile.
I see a right-wing think tank internship in her future.