Friday, January 02, 2009
An extra-special flavour of crazy - Part 2.
Shorter Clown Hall columnist Dennis Prager: It's time for Part II, wherein I oh-so-helpfully give you several reasons why a real woman should get busy with her husband even if she’s not "in the mood" (yes, I’m making air quotes while I type this). I'll just sum up Reasons 1 through 8 to save everyone time: Because he wants it -- so shut up, lie back and pretend to enjoy it.
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These days, thinking of England is unlikely to offer much relief!
Actually, #2 is Because it's your job, now shut up and do your duty.
And thinking of England would be better than thinking of wherever your jerk of a husband is, I guess.
Most real women (not the R.E.A.L. ones) I know seem reasonably ready and willing without prompting. I even get to play hard to get occasionally (not too hard to get though).
Unless, of course, I am acting like a complete dickhead. Maybe that is Mr. Prager's problem.
Non R.E.A.L. women seem to enjoy sex too much to use withholding as a means of applying discipline to men. In fact, it seems discipline is best applied by being too demanding. "Ok ok honey, I'll go out and mow the lawn, just please put some clothes on..."
Hmm. We might ask instead how many men take the care and time to make sex, for their wives, an extended and ecstatic interlude rather than one involving images of the British Isles?
I know lots of these men ... in books. I don't know any in real life. There must be some, but they're not common. (Since I'm not in circulation anymore I could be wrong about this -- ladies? are men getting better in bed these days?)
In my experience, a large fraction of men consider sex, once they have reached their own climax, an exhausting bore. And in the vast majority of encounters, he will come long before she will. So even if they have succeeded in kindling a little flame for her, it never goes on to become a bonfire.
There's a rude name for females who do this to males -- males who do it to females are simply the norm.
Noni
If she doesn't have a good time, I don't either.
Christ, guys! They're not property!
There's men who like sex? Where?
What I found particularly edifying about part 2 of Prager's thesis was the historical context. Like everything else wrong in the world, apparently this can all be blamed on those DAMNED DIRTY HIPPIES!
Noni: it sucks that that has been your experience. Thankfully, it hasn't been mine. Romantic Heretic sums up the attitude of most, if not all, of the men I've slept with. Of course, that's likely because Prager is not one of them...
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