Two total twatwaffles for the price of one:
Earlier this week, David Frum and his wife, Danielle Crittenden, invited some of their (conservative) friends to fete the inauguration of a man they didn’t vote for. “We’re going to watch and have a few drinks--well, maybe more than a few--and discuss how we’re going to deal with this,” Frum, a fellow at the conservative think tank American Enterprise Institute, told me. He sounded chipper, almost wondrous at how the conservatives had gotten to this point. At the bottom of the invitation, he and Danielle wrote “celebrate/commiserate cuz wtf else r we gna do?” “That’s short for ‘What else are you going to do?’” says Frum, laughing.
And when I write that Frum is a "dmbsht fckwt" and the little Missus is a "rtrdd cnt," that's short for ... well, do I really have to spell it out?
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Well they could grow a fucking brain and decide that massive incompetence, corruption, selfishness and monumental stupidity aren't big selling points, even in a full-blow, undiluted corporate "democracy."
Then they can comfort themselves with the realization that "Party B" is actually pretty friendly to both their worldviews and their wallets.
Frum's wingnut welfare providers will continue to dispense the soup to him and others of his ilk.
I guess they're left to grasp at the title of "Gross Out Couple of the Millennium".
Indeed, David and Danielle are the new Conrad and Barbara.
I expect they will sit around and trade quips about the new president by calling him things like Affirmative Action Lad.
I heard that specific moniker last night from an American I generally think of as being quite bright, but when it comes to politics, the koolaid is evergreen. I didn't have the gusto to ask *exactly* what that phrase meant. Said American also declared they were hunkering down and praying for the next four years to go away. While listening to the genius of Steyn et co. And this person isn't religious, but definitely is part of the 42percent increase in purchasing firearms. So, I expect the Frums to have many, many fellow travellers and American admirers.
I expect they will sit around and trade quips about the new president by calling him things like Affirmative Action Lad.
Who fucking cares? Only one thing matters:
GWB (and by extension Cheney) no longer has working codes to the nucular arsenal.
Dear LS:
You misspelled "nucular." It's "nukular."
Guess he didn't get invited over to George Will's mansion the other week...
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