Thursday, January 08, 2009

And I am actually Tinkerbell.


What? It makes perfect sense after reading this (emphasis gleefully added):

Vice President Dick Cheney said Wednesday that his image has gotten a bad rap in the press and that he is in fact "a warm, lovable sort."

Cheney conceded in an interview with CBS radio that he sometimes expresses himself "rather forcefully toward some of my compatriots, like Pat Leahy from Vermont" but dismissed as a caricature the idea that he is a "Darth Vader-type personality."

"I think all of that’s been pretty dramatically overdone," the vice president said. "I’m actually a warm, lovable sort."

As God is my witness, I have no idea where to go next with this. Who knew Darth McShoot-him-in-the-face could give Patsy such a run for his money in the "divorced from reality" sweepstakes?

Now that I think about it ... who couldn't love this face? No, really.


12 comments:

Mark Richard Francis said...

"Luke: I am your father! We must kill the Emperor, and then go to a ball game. But not tomorrow. I have some innocents to torture"

Ti-Guy said...

Oh, big surprise. Does anyone believe any of these megalomaniacs think they're nothing other than good people, deep down?

Hitler, Blondi, etc.

Send that fucker to the Hague or there will be no hope.

Romantic Heretic said...

These people are delusional right across the board.

I suspect the reason they are not in a hospital and on a Thorazine drip is they never get within a hundred meters of a mental health professional.

Metro said...

I swear that conservatism looks more like a pathology every time one of these disconnected-from-reality psychopaths opens their trap.

Even Reagan didn't suffer this kind of disconnect, and he was suffering from a degenerative brain disease!

WV = I $#17 you not: "terdicity"
One letter away from a fine descriptor.

Frank Frink said...

Cuddlier than Cthulhu? I think not.

Mike said...

He's a lovable guy who authorizes torture and supports invading and occupying countries at great cost to human lives.

The Seer said...

This is not an attempt to hijack this thread. Everyone knows Barack Obama does not want to give up his Blackberry. What I want to know is whether Stephen Harper got CSIS top put back doors into Blackberries so Stephen knows what Barack is up to. Anyone?

The Seer said...

This is not an attempt to hijack this thread. Everyone knows Barack Obama does not want to give up his Blackberry. What I want to know is whether Stephen Harper got CSIS top put back doors into Blackberries so Stephen knows what Barack is up to. Anyone?

liberal supporter said...

Yes, Steve did do that. But since he gave the order in an email sent from Outlook, the NSA had CSIS put a fake back door in. So now Stephen's knowledge of what Barack is up to will be whatever Barack wants him to think.

mikmik said...

Never has the phrase ".we create reality" had so little to do with reality and so much to do with psychotic denial.
Really, I just want to give him a little dip in the pool and make him watch the video of himself piss his pants over and over.(both piss himself, and watch the vid).

I still do not trust those fuckers until after they are officially out of office. This interview shows how completely POTUS and admin show contempt and disregard for all, everthing and everyone, person, nation, human and life.

Tell me, please, that this evil fuck cannot do any more damage.

liberal supporter said...

11 days 2 hours 8 minutes, mikmik.
Then no more working biscuit for George.

Metro said...

@mikmik:
I wouldn't trust any of them while they're still above ground and breathing. Maybe not even then.

Look at Reagan. He manged to get rehabilitated into Republican sainthood by being compared shortly after his death to a man whose intellect compares unfavourably with that white mold you get on month-old spaghetti sauce.

So now we hear the meme that Bush would have been more successful had he been more like Reagan, even though the only difference between the two is that Reagan acted alongside a chimp, and in Bush's case it was Cheney.