Thursday, December 11, 2008

Hello? "Confirmed bachelor?"


The Catholic League's Bill Donohue gets into projection a little too much, if you catch my drift:

Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It's not a secret, okay? And I'm not afraid to say it. ... Hollywood likes anal sex.

Um, Bill? Hanging out with 12 other guys, all wearing loose-fitting robes for easy access? Are you sure you want to go down that road? I'm just asking.

3 comments:

Lindsay Stewart said...

monasteries, where groups of men with bad haircuts dwelt apart from women folk, chanted nad practiced keeping things on the hush-hush. mm hmm. catholicism, your land locked buggery providers, with neither swash nor buckle.

thwap said...

How does he know? There wasn't any butt-fucking in the entire "Raiders of the Lost Ark" series, or in that "I am Legend" movie, or anywhere for that matter.

apropos of nothing, somebody wrote in to Dan Savage's column once saying he love images of dinosaurs with boners fighting each other. Did this make him a fag, or what?

The Doc said...

And all of those 12 men are fishermen who spend long periods out at sea...