Dear Alberto Gonzales:
After forcing myself to read your endless evasions, "me, me, me" whinging and doublespeak masquerading as an interview with the Wall Street Journal, I must admit that one of your too-precious statements made quite the impression (emphasis all mine).
"… for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."
You’ll forgive me if I can’t allow this to go unremarked. This is a "casualty of the war on terror".
You ... not so much.
Yours in complete and utter disgust,
P.S. I'm glad I could clear that up for you -- now go fuck off and await your pending indictment.