Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I believe the word you're looking for here is "bastard."

And a new bundle of squalling, illegitimate excitement enters the world:

Bristol Palin gives birth to healthy son

Daily News staff

Published: December 29th, 2008 10:45 PM
Last Modified: December 29th, 2008 10:49 PM

Gov. Sarah Palin is a grandmother. The baby's name is Tripp, and he was born early Sunday morning, People magazine is reporting.

Rumour has it that the proud parents plan on getting married any day now. Yessir ... any day now.

Your right-wing family values. Well, that and the OxyContin.


Noni Mausa said...

I realize that this is hardly a novel point, but...

What's with the weird names?

In a couple of decades we will be seeing a class action suit by young Palins (both legally and genetically derived) against their elders. I plan to be around to see how this turns out.


The Seer said...

When William the Bastard was born, "William" probably was a weird name.

Mike said...

Don't they already have a "Tripp'? Weird names that can't even be original now?

sassy said...

I think they should name the next baby Fall.

Sheena said...

"Whoa, ma... that was a bad tripp."

Yep. Works for me.

Jay McHue said...

Thank you, CC. Yes, that's exactly the word I'm looking for. "Bastard." You are a bastard. You are also a typical liberal hypocrite who claims conservatives should stay out of a woman's uterus, but has no problem diving head-first into a conservative woman's uterus. Oh, but please tell us how you are justified because this is a right-wing, anti-sex, anti-condom, anti-abortion fundy's daughter. And also please tell us about the righteous indignation you will express if someone in the future targets Obama's girls for scorn.

Jay McHue said...

"What's with the weird names?"

What would you have preferred? Dweezil? Bronx Mowgli? Kanye?