Blogging Tories Short Takes: Dec 18, 2008.

Shorter Secrets of Vancouver: "I'm a funny guy. Really, people tell me I'm the funniest guy at the office. Holy shit, but I'm funny."

Shorter Neo Conservative: "<Something about death and foreigners.>"

Shorter Hunter: "Politically speaking, I'm still as ignorant as ever. Really, you can look it up."

Shorter Sandy Crux: "Why, yes, I do think quite highly of myself and my opinion. Why do you ask?"