Thursday, January 24, 2008

The Lemon-flavoured dumbassitude.

Apparently, dead people are a real hoot:

Time For EVERYONE to Buy SUVs

Again, I have to draw two obviously uninformed conclusions from reading newspapers and looking out my window.
1/ The Save the Earth from Warming movement has worked. Global Warming is OVER! Get out the salami and cheese.
2/ That, given the logic of the STEW movement, we must now act to fight Global Freezing, and again, to draw on this logic, we must all immediately buy SUVs, install coal burning and spewing furnaces, and fly in private jets. To save the earth...
Question, though: How many people have died from the Global Warming period we've survived? I haven't seen this stat yet. However

There were at least five deaths attributed to the cold in Albuquerque last Sunday. So much for global warming.

Of course, for those of us who aren't unspeakably stupid fucking retards:

Europe heat wave leaves dozens dead
(June 2007)

ATHENS (AP) — Power blackouts hit more than a dozen parts of Athens on Wednesday and 95 fires were reported around Greece as a deadly heat wave plaguing southeast Europe simmered on.

Temperatures of up to 115°F have killed at least 42 people in Italy and Balkan countries in the last week, including 23 deaths in Romania. Two deaths were reported, in Bulgaria and Cyprus, on Wednesday.

It really is just easier to call them all stupid and move on, isn't it?

1 comment:

Red Tory said...


I can expand on that if you like, but "yep" seems to sum it up to the best of my interest these days.