Monday, February 18, 2008

Walkies!

Caption Contest in Comments Please!



I'd like to dedicate this image to every "traditional" fella that thinks he should be holding the leash.

23 comments:

liberal supporter said...

For some reason, I am reminded of Woody Allen's movie with the bunch of guys all dressed as sperm.

Doesn't that woman look as though she's dressed like a tampon? Or maybe a douche?

Caption:

"I may look like a douche but you're a douchebag"

Balbulican said...

"SUZANNE takes you down..."

Sheena said...

And even still, they can't find it in the dark...

BigHeathenMike said...

You'd think a feminist towing a giant vagina down a street would have some hair on the thing. I mean, not to generalize, but wouldn't a woman's advocate be against something like waxing or shaving? Hm....

Caption:
"Today, we've secretly replaced Julie's regular coffee with an enormous vagina on a leash. Let's see if she notices."

Mike said...

A vagina? oh yes. Sorry, I'm married and have 3 kids under 8....I didn't recognize it.

Ti-Guy said...

"In Russia, vagina pulls YOU!"

...ah ha ha ha ha...

...heh, heh...

...*snort*.

Jennifer Smith said...

"Who says size doesn't matter?"

KEvron said...

and i bet you patrick still wouldn't be able to find the clitoris....

KEvron

CC said...

Stewie Griffin to a clearly well-worn hooker:

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or, at this point, would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

the rev. said...

One morning, as Gregor, I mean Patsy Ross was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a gigantic vagina.


http://www.mala.bc.ca/~Johnstoi/stories/kafka-E.htm

the rev. said...

Actually, I watch a news piece on George Bush and the neo-con movement earlier, so that isn't even the second biggest one of those I've seen today.

Francis Walsingham said...
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E in MD said...

Obviously it's the new Korn video.

*sings*

"Feeling like a vag on a leash.... feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free... is free."

E in MD said...

Francis Walsingham said...

" Look, I'm hauling CC (Canadian Coward) around town!


He said giggling behind the swing with the other 4 year olds in the playground while the adults discussed things nearby.

CC said...

Please don't bother responding to Francis -- I'm going to be deleting his comments as fast as his mother lets him post them.

Joel said...

As a gay male, all I can rightfully respond is:

"Ew."

CC said...

No problem, Joel ... that's just more for the rest of us. :-)

Julia said...

"Feed me, Seymour...feed me all night long..."

Sorry, I just had to.

LuLu said...

This looks like something out of one of those campy 50's horror movies ... The Attack of the 50-foot Vagina!!!!!

CC said...

LuLu:

I'm not sure where you get the notion of "horror" ...

"And I will hug him, and pet him, and I will call him George ..."

OK, that's just wrong on so many levels, isn't it?

LuLu said...

Bugs Bunny was the best ... and so not meant for children.

Bad George. Now I must spank you.

OK, that's a little weird.

Chimera said...

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bander Snatch!"


I go stand inna corner now. ;D

liberal supporter said...

"What a silly bunt!"