Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The rules: Gay, public restroom edition.


Apparently, there is a certain, well-established etiquette to hustling gay sex in public bathrooms. Who knew?

JUST CURIOUS: GOP Senator Larry Craig's defense is that he just naturally takes a "wide stance" when he's doing his thing in a public stall. Which inspires me to ask: When your pants are down around your ankles, how exactly does that "wide stance" thing work?

5 comments:

calugg said...

Uhm, there must be a certain, well-pratcie athleticism to this. (Cough, cough).

In this Yank's eyes, the BEST thing about the Craig fiasco is he's a joke. For the rest of his life, everyone will know who Senator "Wide Stance" is.

Ti-Guy said...

When your pants are down around your ankles, how exactly does that "wide stance" thing work?

I gather from his history (which goes a loooong way back to the page scandal in the 80's) that Larry Craig generally doesn't wear pants.

E in MD said...

Just like Ted Haggard he is 100% not gay.


Even though he was trolling in a public restroom for gay buttsechs.

Dude... you'd think with that salary he pulls from our pockets down here he'd be able to pay for a decent gay prostitute and not have to go for random sexual encounters in an airport restroom.

Shannon said...

Maybe he, like my seven year old, gets completely naked before doing his thang.

::shudder::

There's a lovely mental image.

BC WaterBoy said...

Good point CC, the good senator forgot to mention how he could achieve a wide stance with his pants around his ankles...unless he went the whole enchilada and took them off.