Wednesday, August 16, 2023

I have no words.

Apparently, there is no tragedy that Ezra won't monetize.



 I predict this will all be Joe Biden's fault. Or possibly Omar Khadr's.

8 comments:

Brian Busby said...

And let's not forget Justin Trudeau. Look for Ezra to point to the tragedy as evidence that carbon pricing does not work.

Coolxenu said...

Clearly it was jewish space lasers.

double nickel said...

He'll be in good company. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/looters-land-speculators-move-deadly-hawaii-fires-rcna99812

Anonymous said...

This is ghoulish, there’s nothing to find, no conspiracy. Downed power lines started a brush fire which spread becoming a wild fire that was fed by the hurricane winds. Anyone can see this on X (Twitter), TikTok and YouTube.

double nickel said...

@anon 2:34pm....That's what the deep state WANTS you to believe.

Anonymous said...

Great excuse for a trip to Hawaii! What a grift they’ve got going over there.

CC said...

And who could forget Sheila's donor-funded European vacation, https://canadiancynic.blogspot.com/2022/08/hahahahahahahaha.html?

Anonymous said...

As is always the case with these little Rebel junkets, you can write their entire coverage before they even board the plane.
Day One: here we are in the airport, looking grimly serious and getting ready to embark on our expedition to tell you the Real Truth Behind the Scenes.
Days Two and Three: we’re in Honolulu, where the restaurants and shopping are much better than on Maui. We’re adjusting to the time change, acclimatizing, scoping the mission, getting a real feel for the place. and pestering government officials. Curiously, they won’t talk to us. Obviously evidence of conspiracy.
Day Four; on Maui. We found a whole bunch of anguished people who lost family, friends, or property in the fires. We shoved cameras in thei faces and asked them who was to blame. Here’s a heavily edited montage of the ones who blamed Joe Biden.
Day Five: Maui was depressing and stank of smoke, so we’re back in Honolulu. Alexa is recovering from PTSD from her time in the disaster zone, so we’re taking it pretty easy; but Ezra’s going out to the beach to tape a few hours of interview with this taxi driver he met who told him it was all a conspiracy by Obama’s relatives to clear waterfront for development.
Day Six; we’ve completed our documentary on the disaster and will be booking a national tour of tiny church halls across Canada for screenings. Stay tuned.