Saturday, August 05, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: Where in the world is Conman Sandorko?

Apparently, lifetime bankrupt and fugitive from Saskatchewan sheriffs Patrick Ross is mourning his recently-deceased father by vowing to eat one of every kind of hotel burger in northern Saskatchewan:



Tune in tomorrow when Patrick expands to brag about nachos and shawarma. And by "expands," I mean ... never mind.

3 comments:

RossOwesDay said...

The hotel waitress saw how obese Twatsy is, and limited his $5 onion rings in a subtle act of harm reduction.

Purple library guy said...

Skimpy as it might be, that's still probably more onion rings than I could eat at the same time as a burger. IMO many people, and certainly some particular ones under discussion, have trained their stomachs to take in way more food than they actually have a use for.

thwap said...

Who would think that burger n' rings meal was something they should tell the world about?