Wednesday, August 09, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: Back in the Lloyd?

Sources suggest Lloydminster's favourite village idiot and undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross is back in the Lloyd, so if any of my confidential informants want to do a drive-by and see what's happening at Casa Twatsy, that would be ducky, thanks.

Photographic evidence of any vehicles would be useful as well.

4 comments:

RossOwesDay said...

Maybe he's back there rounding up all of Ken's stuff of value (tools, car parts, Carol's favourite buttplug) then burying them under a tree in rural Saskatchewan so they can't be found by creditors.

Anonymous said...

Are you not on twitter anymore?

Elon Musk said...

Dear Anon (2:59 pm): I kicked CC off Twitter (or, as I now prefer to call it, "X") because I was threatened by his progressive agenda and snarky style.

Anonymous said...

Dear Elon:
It is now called Xitter and can be pronounced Shitter or Zittier.
Yours sincerely,
The Whole World