Wednesday, August 23, 2023

BREAKING!

Wagner Leader Yevgeny Prigozhin, who launched an attempted coup against Russian leader Vladimir Putin in June, along with at least 10 others, have been killed in a plane crash in Russia's Tver region.

Rebel News' Ezra Levant immediately announces fundraising to send 17 Rebel journalists to Russia to uncover the real truth that the mainstream media refuses to tell you.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Excuse me, Miss, but I believe I asked for an aisle seat? I really need to spread out a bit."
"Certainly, Mr. Prigozhin. We'll take care of that shortly after takeoff."

Anonymous said...

I doubt it. The sightseeing, shopping and restaurants aren't good enough.

Anonymous said...

Must have been the sudden depressurization after he fell out the window.

Anonymous said...

When I heard that Prigozhin was killed in a plane crash, I wondered (a) whether he at some point regretted not going full bore with his coup attempt; and (b) how they managed to fit an entire plane through the window of a high-rise building, given that defenestration is one of the main ways of killing dissidents.

Coolxenu said...

I bet Prigozhin has some good risk assessors.