Friday, November 20, 2009

You CANNOT make this stuff up.




BONUS TRACK: Balby comments:

Hmm. I wonder how that will impact on his plans to immigrate to Israel and join the JDF - no, sorry, that was look into investingating the potential for doing some research about the Canadian Reserves - whoops, sorry, I think he was gonna be an astronaut.

Yes, Justin really is just a cartoon of a human being:



And Justin? The first step in getting better is admitting you have a problem. Good boy.

6 comments:

Balbulican said...

Hmm. I wonder how that will impact on his plans to immigrate to Israel and join the JDF - no, sorry, that was look into investingating the potential for doing some research about the Canadian Reserves - whoops, sorry, I think he was gonna be an astronaut.

Gene Rayburn said...

The closest Hoffistan is getting to a gun is Call of Duty. Of course that's after he bench presses the television as a demonstration of strength.

meddy said...

Stop hyperventilating -- you'll be fine.

Chasman said...

What does it mean to feel "completely cognitive"? Is it a Cartesian thing?

Metro said...

Judas Priest ... I hate to say it, but I'm kinda starting to feel sorry for the kid.

However, I think it's interesting that a person with a declared mental breakdown in process identifies himself so strongly as a conservative.

I am reminded of Dawg's statement that Conservatism isn't a position, it's a pathology (or words to that effect).

Correlation isn't causation, but when you hear hoofbeats you expect horses, not zebras, right?

Do you think Dodo's shrink could be called to provide further corroboration?

Ti-Guy said...

He had another public breakdown a couple of months ago. This guy needs to get the hell off the computer.

I am reminded of Dawg's statement that Conservatism isn't a position, it's a pathology (or words to that effect).

He called it a "diagnosis." But the whole thing is backwards. Those who are pathological (and these days, that's around 30% of the population who are, clearly, irrational) gravitate to the Conservatives, who welcome them, pander to them, and enable them.