I have no words.

Well, actually, I do. Over at the Blogging Fundamentalist Christians Tories, lead preacher Dick Ball reports back from The Big Easy, and lets us secular naturalists know why we suck:

The focus on scientific naturalism has resulted in the emergence of a new personality type: "the Empty Self"
* inordinately individualistic
* infantile
* passively addicted to entertainment and consumption
* can't give themselves to something bigger -- no one would know what that would be

Yes, that would be a Blogging Tory, accusing scientific naturalists of being "infantile." It doesn't get any funnier unless it's "Hunter" or "Dodo" accusing others of being stupid.