Wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it ...

On the one hand, there's the howling, screeching, panty-yanking, full-metal masturbatory baying-at-the-moon squealing in celebration of Canada's perpetually crazed, scientifically illiterate yokels, yahoos and dingbats.

And then there's reality.

Who could have guessed that all you had to do was sit patiently for a day or two for the truth to out? Who, indeed?

You know, it's tough for all of us here at CC HQ to be right about absolutely everything absolutely all of the time. But it's a burden we're willing to bear. Because we love you guys.

*Sniff*.