Yes, Dean, I am *so* ready to be chastised.

Shorter corpulent pork chop Dean Del Mastro: "As a member of a political party that has relentlessly debased Question Period and insulted members of the opposition to the point of accusing them of being terrorist lovers and stuff like that, it's really unbecoming for people to make this personal."

P.S. I'm hoping it's still acceptable to use the phrases "Dean Del Mastro" and "pork" in the same sentence, depending on the context.