No, way, Iceman! Get outta town!

I have a saying that conservatives will eventually figure out what we progressives already know, it will just take them several more days. Or weeks. Or months. Possibly years.

Behold (emphasis tail-waggingly added):

Is Sarah Palin a Trojan Horse?

I don't doubt that there are Conservatives who like Sarah Palin. I like her as a person, and I agree with some of her opinions. But being down in the United States, I have been listening to some Michael Savage, a right wing talk show host who hardly toes the Conservative Party line. His theory is that a lot of the people who are advocating a Palin Presidency are in fact far left Liberals. People who want Palin on a Presidential ticket, because they know that she can't win the center. The left wants Palin to win the nomination for 2012, because she is grossly inexperienced and is polarizing in the center where most of the votes are.

Crap. Our cover's been blown. Iceman has ferreted out our closely-held, diabolical, super-duper, top secret, fingers-crossed conspiracy to get Palin on the Republican ticket in 2012, only because we know she'd get obliterated like a mouse under a rotary mower. That Iceman. He's so clever. You just can't sneak anything by him, can you?

Tune in next week when Iceman excitedly blogs that he's heard Barack Obama might not have been born in the U.S. and therefore -- ZOMG!!1!!111!! -- might not be constitutionally eligible to serve as President but he's going to look into that and he'll get back to us. He's heard that some lawyer named Orly Taitz has some dynamite information on that score.

SOMETIMES, the stupid just writes itself:

The_Iceman said...

Canadian Cynic, where did your exit links go? Why aren't you sending your hoards [sic] to read this?

If you listen closely, you'll hear me rolling my eyes and moving on.