Thursday, January 15, 2009

Um ... about that "torture" thing ...


Oh, dear ... apparently, we hysterical, pearl-clutching lefties were right after all. We normally are, you know.

BONUS TRACK: In a timely display of Blogging Tory doucheitude, Dr. Jabba the Roy wonders aloud why he should, you know, give a shit:

Why are they closing Gitmo?

I don't know? Why do we want more jihadis wandering free ?

I don't know, Doc ... maybe it's because some of those "jihadis" were never charged with anything and want nothing more than to drag their abused, crippled and long-incarcerated bodies back home and try to start their lives over.

I'm guessing that inherent injustice is not going to make a real impression on the good doctor, whose biggest worry these days is whether he can actually carry two plates of the jumbo beef ribs at the same time back to his table from the buffet at Denny's.

10 comments:

thwap said...

He's a clueless sunuvabitch, ain't he?

said...

Why more Jihad?

Well, moi's parody "Oh, Osama" answers that question.

Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor

Anonymous said...

dr roy wants you to pray for Steve Jobs (I guess dr roy likes his iPhone) but does not give a fuck about humans....
I hope he treats his patients better.

burpster said...

America has always tortured. The difference now is that actual American citizens are doing the dirty work rather than handing it off to "dirty arab" countries.

Many of the turds supporting this vile treatment would be the first to piss their pants if they were next in line.

The Seer said...

Maybe if they close Gitmo they'll also close the Coleman Federal Correctional Institute. I'm sure Canada's New New Government would welcome Lord Black back to Canada.

Romantic Heretic said...

Snerk. I tried the 'Search Dr. Roy's thoughts' thing.

It came up empty.

Mike said...

In case it goes down the memory hole, my comment:

"Gosh Roy how do you know they are "jihadis"? Because some group of Afhgan thugs, hoping to cash in on a bounty said they were? Because they happened to live in a country the US was invading and destroying at the time?

You know, they just might be jihadis...I do wish there was a way to find out.

Oh, wait! There is. The state could gather actual evidence they committed a crime, charge them with that crime and then have a trial to determine if they did it beyond a reasonable doubt. You know, that system of justice we've had laying around since 1215 when King John was cornered in Runnymede.

Or are you in favour of tossing people into a pit, where they are tortured, without trial, without charge?

Gosh Roy, maybe they are closing down Gitmo for the same reason the Gulags were closed after 1991.

Ya think?

No, I don't think you do..."

What an idiot.

wv=jiblu

Ti-Guy said...

You know, we've all become so invested in these wingnuts I think we should be allowed to claim them as adult dependants.

sooey said...

How do we know they're NOT guilty, though, eh?

sinned34 said...

Of course they're guilty! They've been tortured, robbed of a number of years of their lives, and been denied the "freedom" that the USA was supposed to be spreading during it's two wars in the Middle East. If they weren't terrorists before, they sure will be NOW!

See how that works? It's so easy, even a Liberal could do it!