Thursday, January 08, 2009

If I hear that lameass excuse one more fucking time ...


Not to sound too bent out of shape, but I'm getting seriously tired of Israeli military commanders (or "war criminals" as I prefer to call them) dismissing the ongoing slaughter of the innocents of Gaza with, "We make every effort to avoid targeting civilians."

Well, that's nice, but why the fuck does it matter how hard you try? Are you supposed to get bonus points for trying not to kill Palestinian children while you continue to, you know, kill Palestinian children?

It would be like me continually racing through school zones at 110 km/h, trying very hard not to hit anyone but inevitably smearing some unfortunate 8-year-old, then defending myself by saying, "Hey, I was trying really, really hard not to kill anyone." I'm fairly sure that defense wouldn't fly as I'm being indicted for vehicular manslaughter.

So, please, no more fuckwit excuses as to how hard you're "trying" not to blow children into small chunks. If you lob large ordnance into populated areas, innocents are going to die and it really doesn't matter whether you meant to kill them or not -- they'll be just as dead, and it will be your fault.

What part of that is so difficult to understand?

20 comments:

The Skinny said...

check out this fuckwad.

Apparently, if you don't support Israel there is 'no middle ground, you've lost your humanity'.

The murdering of hundreds of innocent civilians apparently allows him to keep -his- humanity.

Unknown said...

Actually, a more accurate analogy would be if you splatted a hundred kids against your windshield trying to run over a rattlesnake.

Luna said...

Bravo! Very nice analogy. But why are you speeding through the school zone? Flesh it out! :)

ADHR said...

Trying isn't an action. Trying is failing to successfully act. What the Israeli commanders admit, then, is that they have failed to successfully not kill children.

Unknown said...

"Well, that's nice, but why the fuck does it matter how hard you try?"

Well lets see, in 1982 Hafez al-Assad surounded Hama and shelled it for 30 days. He killed as many as 20,000 people.

Frank Frink said...
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Frank Frink said...

I see Wayne has learned a new way of saying, "but... but... Adscam"

What Wayne seems to forget was that the Hama Massacre was pretty much universally condemned in the West, unlike, say...

Lindsay Stewart said...

dear sweet cripes! wayne are you seriously trying to promote the notion that it is just tickity-boo for the israelis to murder children, women and innocents because a syrian baathist laid siege to a syrian city and killed some 20,000 citizens more than a quarter of a century ago?

really wayne? is that what you think? if israel is allowed to commit crimes against humanity because a neighbouring dictator murdered people killed people a couple of nations over, then there is all sorts of permission for atrocity floating around out there. or perhaps you'll fess up and admit that in your monumental ignorance, your blazing stupidity you though hama sounded kind of jewish and went with the assumption that it was an israeli city. which would mean that you are rationalizing the slaughter of palestinian children to redress the crimes of a syrian tyrant.

which then begs the question wayne, you simpering dolt, you do realize that palestine and syria are different things, right?

and why was the cold hearted bastard shelling one of his own cities? to put down a fundamentalist islamic uprising. you know, guys like hamas. fuck wayne if you were any denser you'd have gravity.

Unknown said...

Frank:
There are 1.3 million people in Gaza, and there were about 350,000 people in Hama. So I think it is fair to say that Israel is being as careful as possible.

If I came everyday and threw rocks at your house, and when you called the police they just told you your house should not be there or not to respond because I'm not that accurate.

I only hit one or two of your family every once in a while, maybe a window now and then so it is not much of a problem.

I do not think it would be very long before you and some friends were kicking the crap out of me, and should.

Frank Frink said...

Yep. Parroting the stupid fucking 'rocks thrown at your house everyday' analogy, again.

I swear the BTs once had an original many eons ago and it died of loneliness in a distant galaxy.

Another display of your monumental ignorance, blazing stupidity (thanks, psa) or both, Wayne?

Unknown said...

psa:

Moslem Brotherhood is about the same as Hamas, I was just trying to show Isreal's proportionate response, compared to Arab on Arab violence.

Israel have not murdered anybody, they have killed them.

It is a war crime to fight without a uniform, and hide among civilians.... plus hide weapons in civilian areas. Hamas do this, so kill their own people.

Hamas has spent billions of dollars in donated money for infrastructure and has equipped their terrorist army instead!!!!

Luna said...

"If I came everyday and threw rocks at your house, and when you called the police they just told you your house should not be there or not to respond because I'm not that accurate."

That depends Wayne. Did you used to live in my house? Am I forcing you to live in the backyard, which I've got cordoned off by electric fences. Am I forcing you and your family to go through checkpoints to get to the grocery store?

Good Christ. Could you be any fucking stupider?

Frank Frink said...

Good Christ. Could you be any fucking stupider?

Oh, I bet Wayne could that. He's bound to post another comment any moment now.

Paladiea said...

If I came everyday and threw rocks at your house, and when you called the police they just told you your house should not be there or not to respond because I'm not that accurate.

I only hit one or two of your family every once in a while, maybe a window now and then so it is not much of a problem.


See that's when I take out my rocket launcher and blow up not only you, but half the neighbourhood...

Oh wait, I'm not Israel, and that's the only way this analogy would work because "ass kicking" is not the same as "slaughtering hundreds of innocent people".

Unknown said...

Colonial powers setup arbitrary boarders so no..... they did not live in your house before.

Borders were drawn at random by the British, with Arabs of Marjayoun, Galilee, Jordan area all becoming Palestinian.

Then when the Kingdom of Jordan began, the Palestinians living there were.... low and behold Jordanian.

Mufti Haj Amin the head of the Mandate Arabs forced his rule with the usual persecution and assassination of rivals. He was a leader of a rag tag bunch of clans and tribes whose only interest was hating Jews.

More people have been killed in Arab on Arab violence than by the British.

More people have been killed in Arab on Arab violence than by Israel.

Paladiea said...

More people have been killed in Arab on Arab violence than by Israel.

You know what that is? Irrelevant.

Hey I murdered your dad last night, but that's OK because male on male violence is more common than woman on male violence.

Retard.

CC said...

Can we please stop arguing with Wayne, who is the stupidest fucking human being on the planet?

Seriously, it's more pointless than debating with Twatsy.

Luna said...

Aw, but it's so much fun. It's like putting up a mirror to a fish tank with a siamese fighting fish. :)

KEvron said...

i thought wayne was 86? admins, please....

KEvron

Metro said...

@Wayne:
"I was just trying to show Isreal's (sic) proportionate response ..."

*Opens and shuts mouth repeatedly*

Wayne, that's quite simply malevolent stupidity.