Well. I could’ve gone the rest of my life without knowing this. Seriously.
Apparently, Five Feet of Crazy™ wants to be Ann Coulter when she grows up ... and she doesn’t care who knows it. From her comment on Aaron’s blog:
Anyway: I also don't understand what's wrong with being Ann Coulter. She is tall, thin, blonde and rich with an Ivy League law degree and a passel of bestselling books. Leave it to a Canadian to think that's a bad thing.
When I think quality role model for girls, the last thing that comes to mind is some malnourished rageaholic with an adam’s apple rivaling that of most men and who shows up for interviews on morning news shows wearing last night's painfully tacky version of the timeless “little black dress”. Translation for the guys: she dresses like a two-dollar crack whore.
You know, I’d like to be Lara Croft when I grow up ... but you don’t see me going around telling everybody and their fucking dog that.
Ooops.
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Leave it to a Canadian to think that's a bad thing.
Leave it to Kathy Shaidle to be indifferent to the fact that words have meaning and to be confused about excellence, which of course, explains her career (or lack thereof).
That this failed writer and raging mediocrity thinks she can lecture Canadians on the value of Ann Coulter is yet another manifestation of the cancer has overtaken her soul.
Sadly, with all that there book larnin', Ann Coulter is still stupid as shit.
Then again, that probably explains the Kathy Shaidle hero worship.
Translation for the guys: she dresses like a two-dollar crack whore.
You know, you're crack whore bashing sickens me!
Kathy Griffin has it exactly right; the Ann Coulters, Michelle Malkins, Melanie Morgans of the world serve no other purpose than providing masturbation material for old, white, doughy rich guys (with neck waddle).
Did I hear Jonah Goldberg's name...?
The Ann Coulters, Michelle Malkins, Melanie Morgans of the world serve no other purpose than providing masturbation material for old, white, doughy rich guys (with neck waddle).
It's much more complex than that. The one common thread that unites these women is that they're just no damn good at anything at all. They're not pleasant, they're not bright, they're not informed, they don't write particularly well or engagingly enough to interest anyone but people who hate reading, they're all very dishonest and they're all appallingly immature.
I can't think of one redeeming feature among these people at all.
I don't think they provide spank material for the old white rich guys (those guys pay to get spanked by real people). I think they're ammunition these guys use to counter the threats to their power and wealth: Blond hair, legs, breasts and vagina bombs to lob at liberals, social democrats and progressives of all stripes.
Speaking of people who woke up on the wrong side of the bed:
http://gerrynicholls.blogspot.com/2007/12/tory-card.html
LOL.
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