All we need is a dildo and a couple of wetsuits and we're in business.
I'm sorry but those red shoes just do not go with that thong. Seriously, don't make me call the fashion police.
(L)u(L)u, don't you see the handiwork of a true patriot in that ensemble? Red shoes...white socks...blue helmet. My gawd woman, it's enough to make John Ashcroft pitch wood.
Now that you mention it ... but it would've just screamed Yankee Doodle Dandy if the thong was actually a sequined Star Spangled banner.
Damnit LuLu... now I gotta put my eyes out again. They only grow back so many times.
Just use the brain bleach, e ... works for me everytime I check out Five Feet of Crazy's blog.
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