Saturday, December 29, 2007
The Dreaded Lurgy!
Blah. I have one of those excellent fevers that feel sort of like a hallucinatory roller coaster of Steadman-esque visions that devolve into shivers and generalized misery. I know who gave me this cold and I'm coming to your house and I'm going to lick all your cutlery, you plague spreading degenerate bastard.
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Oh noes!!! Try this: Mint tea, tsp of honey, a couple of squirts of lemon juice, 1/2 tsp of fresh chopped up garlic. Toss in a little Remy-Martin if you have it;) Stir. Drink (as quickly as possible).
Tastes like hell, but it'll get you out of Bat Country.
1/2 teaspoon dried yarrow and 1/2 teaspoon dried elderflower in a cup; pour over that a cup of boiling water. Cover, let sit for about five minutes while you go make you bed nice and comfy. Strain and drink the infusion as hot as you can handle it (it's pretty bland tasting, but you can flavor it if you like). Go to bed. Repeat up to four times a day, if necessary.
Poor PSA ... make yourself a hot rum toddie and go to bed. The cutlery will be there for the licking tomorrow. Promise.
Besides, revenge is a dish best served cold.
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