Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Kill me now, Lord.
Seriously. Just fucking kill me.
BECAUSE I'M A BAD MAN, THAT'S WHY: I'm sure you've all noticed that none other than shrieking head case Maria "Dodo" Nunes is also on the initial list for "Best Canadian Blog." I'm seriously tempted to encourage everyone to vote for that raving whackjob, for no other reason than the eventual hilarity that would ensue if she were to win, and readers unfamiliar with her mental illness would follow the blog awards "Winners" links, thinking, "Huh, best Canadian blog, never heard of that one, let's check it out and HOLY JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?! OH, GOD, MY EYES ARE BURNING, AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Really, the potential entertainment value is awesome, isn't it?