Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Kill me now, Lord.


Seriously. Just fucking kill me.

BECAUSE I'M A BAD MAN, THAT'S WHY: I'm sure you've all noticed that none other than shrieking head case Maria "Dodo" Nunes is also on the initial list for "Best Canadian Blog." I'm seriously tempted to encourage everyone to vote for that raving whackjob, for no other reason than the eventual hilarity that would ensue if she were to win, and readers unfamiliar with her mental illness would follow the blog awards "Winners" links, thinking, "Huh, best Canadian blog, never heard of that one, let's check it out and HOLY JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?! OH, GOD, MY EYES ARE BURNING, AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Really, the potential entertainment value is awesome, isn't it?

17 comments:

The Seer said...

Sorry. Can't. My passport has expired. They won't let me across the border.

Ti-Guy said...

My ballot:

1st Dodo Can Spell: Human Trafficking
2nd Dodo Can Spell: Rules of Engagement
3rd Socon or Bust: Development or Peace
4th Holli's Rambelings: Africa
5th Tyler Has Nothing To Say: Stuff My Wife Says That Disturbs Me

craig said...

Agreed. Stuff the ballot box with votes for DooDoo and discredit the awards even further. It's like reverse freeping!

Cameron Campbell said...

OMG THAT'S BRILLIAN little fella!

Southern Quebec said...

Done Ti-Guy! I can't understand why Hunter wasn't nominated if DoDo was!

burpster said...

Two for for Dodo.

Cherniak_WTF said...

I've added two votes for Dodo

liberal supporter said...

OT: Here is something interesting. A few paragraphs down we see yet another reason to thank God for GWB. There is concern about the chemicals used in gas well horizontal drilling getting into water tables. Good old GWB previously made that problem magically disappear:

The federal Environmental Protection Agency has just begun looking into the issue. EPA had been largely sidelined from regulating this practice thanks to a 2005 law exempting the drilling from the Clean Water Act and declaring the chemicals trade secrets not subject to disclosure.

Balbulican said...

My only regret is that Canadian Sentinel wasn't nominated. I used to nominate him for every possible Conservative category. But the process this year has been so low key that I missed the whole thing.

Having said that, Dodo is a most worthy substitute for Scenty.

KEvron said...

what seer said.

KEvron

KEvron said...

....ah.

seer, instead of clicking the link, right click it, then c&p the url from the properties line. worked for me.

KEvron

KEvron said...

....er, right click over the link, then click properties, then c&p the url into your browser address window. clear as mud?

KEvron

James Bow said...

Well, I am up for Best Blog Overall, so if you could see your way to voting for me, I'd be happy.

Ti-Guy said...

You have to explain how voting for you would be ironic first.

CK said...

Dodo can't spell gets 2 noms. Hmmm! Now I know this can't be taken seriously! Yikes!

Frank Frink said...

Where's Raging Steroids... err Justin Hoffer on that ballot? Hrmph.

1eyedpecker said...

What? There are actually people stupid enough to waste their time handing out 'awards' to blogging retards for the crap they (we?) write! "Oh, say it ain't so Joe! Say it ain't so!"