Sunday, December 13, 2009

The douchebagitude of Damian Brooks.

It's not like I'm obsessing over Damian Brooks; it's just that, every time I figure he's said something he can't possibly top, well, he tops it. Let's return to his earlier brain damage:

Regardless of whether we should be fixating on detainees and who knew what when, we are. And the conversation is spinning in so many different directions, I don't have enough arms to play whack-a-mole with all the poor arguments, thinly veiled attacks, and downright misinformation.

Yes, Damian, it really is tough to keep up with the conversation "spinning in so many different directions" what with not having enough arms to play whack-a-mole, something made infinitely more difficult given that the Blogging Tories seem singularly incapable of holding more than one thought at a time. It truly is an intellectual challenge for those folks who are, sadly, incapable of mental multi-tasking.

But the best part is when Damian bitches and whines about all that nasty "misinformation." A good point, Damian. And you know how we might possibly solve that problem? By making public all of the unedited and unredacted documents folks are asking for.

It's a wild and crazy idea, Damian, but it would seem that the cure for misinformation is, well, actual information, so I look forward to Damian's unconditional demand for the release of all of those documents so we can damned well get to the bottom of this, once and for all.

And I'm guessing that's going to happen when hell freezes over, or "bocanut" gets laid. Whichever creeps you out less.


deBeauxOs said...

Ooops, you forgot a couple of words there CC.

Shouldn't that be: And I'm guessing that's going to happen when hell freezes over, or "bocanut" gets laid for free?

thwap said...

I really wish Damian would shut the fuck up.