Saturday, July 04, 2009

Oh, please, yes.

One can only dream:

Palin resigns as governor, leaves plans secret

WASILLA, Alaska – Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin abruptly announced Friday she is resigning from office at the end of the month, a shocking move that rattled the Republican party but left open the possibility she would seek a run for the White House in 2012.

Palin, 45, and her staff kept her future plans shrouded in mystery, and it was unclear if the controversial hockey mom would quietly return to private life or begin laying the foundation for a presidential bid.

That second choice would be just delightful, because we would be able to continue mocking Caribou Barbie's biggest fan, "Hunter," well into the next decade. Does life get any better than that?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, sweet Jesus, you have got to follow M@'s links in that first comment. Here's the crunchy goodness from the first one:

Sources are saying that Sarah Palin’s sudden resignation as Alaska Governor is actually damage control because a major embezzlement scandal is about to erupt involving construction projects in her home town of Wasilla, Alaska.

Multiple sources have been digging around in the wake of Sarah Palin’s cryptic resignation speech Friday and they’ve found that when Palin was Mayor of her home town of Wasilla, AK in 2002, she was influental in the construction of the Wasilla Sports Complex and hockey arena. First of all, the $12mil+ project ended up in the hands of contractors who were friends of friends of Palin. Secondly, at around the same time the sports complex was being built, so was Palin’s new house. What’s interesting about that is the house is constructed from the exact same materials the sports complex was built with. The windows in both structures are the same, the wood is the same, pretty well everything.

When the house was being built, Palin, being Mayor at the time, influenced the bylaw requiring building permits in the town so that now there is no official list of the contractors who worked on her house.

Yo, Hunter! How's that Sawah worship lookin' these days?


M@ said...

I think she's going to be a little too busy sitting in jail for embezzlement by 2012, though.

But wait, I must just be scared of her. Yeah. That's it.

R-R-R said...

Palin’s move puts yet more pressure on Obama to finally get some results, as the soaring rhetoric isn’t hypnotizing the plebes like it used to. This week Helen Thomas, Colin Powell, and Warren Buffet all turned on him. Polls are looking droopy for The One lately.

Obama’s porkulus program is a train wreck, all it’s done is bump interest rates and tank the dollar. We are being laughed at by bad guys like Tehran, Pyongyang, and Al Qaida who amazingly turned-down Barack’s friend-requests.

Palin could trounce him in 2012, when Americans would vote for the Gipper-in-Heels in droves- while begging for lower taxes, free enterpise, a defense posture with some backbone... an end to the radical, anti-American nightmare we’ve got now.

Go get ‘em Sarah-

M@ said...

Gipper-in-Heels. That's pretty rich.

R-R-R, your ideas intrigue me. Do you have a newsletter?

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The reasons of Palin resignation are controversial. What could be the real cause of her decision? Vote on the most possible one -

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