Here, let me start things off:
But back to Dr. [Orly] Taitz, the California dentist-turned-political-coo-coo. Orly is also a “lawyer,” having earned her degree from the William Howard Taft online correspondence school. This allows her to practice in California, but not elsewhere, nor is she a member of the American Bar Association.
This can only get more amusing. Feel free to stay on top of this and keep the comments section topped up.