Tuesday, July 14, 2009

And The Winner Is...

Ladies and gentlemen, the votes have been tabulated by the libertine accountants of Bendham, Spreddum and Pucker and you can feel the tension in the air. The moment you've been waiting for is at hand, who will be named today's perfect rectum, the glinting sphincter and supreme arse of Blogging Torydom? The cardigan blue knobs always put up a stirring fight for the accolade that toots but after all of the CCM helmets have been buckled and all of the drool mopped up, there can only be one winner.

The envelope please...

and the winner of today's Blogging Tory Award for Excellence in the Pursuit of Terminal Dumb Fuckery is DODO! No one doubts that this is only the first of many Silver Anuses that Dodo's, um, talents will rightly warrant. Let's hear it for Dodo!

30 comments:

KEvron said...

she's a ringer. the contest is fixed.

KEvron

Bismark said...

A "science fiction pixie from a strange atomic place..." Yep. Works for me.

Ti-Guy said...

Love the silver anus. That *has* to accompany more posts around here. Other evocative images to jazz up Blogging Tory commentary: bongs, rubber rooms, the DSM-IV, stills from Triumph of the Will and that one with Harper dressed up as gay cowboy.

Sheena said...

If she's a girl blogger, isn't there a golden cunt equivalent award?

wv = pingshi

If you want a gender appropriate awards program, you'll have to pingshi-na.

Dave said...

Bendham, Spreddum and Pucker

What a stupid joke. Lame.

syncrodox said...

I'm with Sheena...the least you could do to honor the lady Bter's is create a cunt equivalent to the silver sphincter.

Cunts and assholes are, afterall, the cutting edge of snark. No?

Syncro

liberal supporter said...

Hey syncrodox. Your shift shilling on "Retardicans for Ignatieff" is not over yet. Get back to work, slackard. You can come and concern troll here later.

mystereeoso said...

Sorry, please realize there is no equivalency between cunts and arseholes. Ain't doable, not even on the cutting edge of snark. Different things. The silver sphincter is already a gem. Dodo wins the day.

syncrodox said...

ls

I am neither Retardican or for Ignatief.

That said, don't you think the cunt thingy is a brilliant symbol of progressive snark?

Syncro

CC said...

You have a point, Stinkrodox ... perhaps I should just insult people because they're black. Or gay. I'm guessing you have no problem with that.

liberal supporter said...

syncrodox, you really should bring neo over here for this, since he is the master baiter. You're just a fluffer.

scubaq-admin said...

The Silver anus is best,... after all we all know how the rightwieners cry when we start throwing around "C" word,...

Calling some one an arsehole is ok, dickhead,... no problem,... use the female parts of the body, the rightwing get all Political Correct and whine about rudeness,... Of course being Racists for profit is ok, ask Kathy Shaidle and her quest for a HRC charge.

Jesus, am I ever glad I hung close up my blog,... The level of Teh Stoopid is now reaching critical mass

Teh Zorpheous

syncrodox said...

Zorph...I love the teh...way sexier then when you hung out at Garth's.

Cc

You..or Lindsay...or both..or either..can insult whomever you want, whenever you want....but do consider the cunt. If not for me for the sake of all the cunts out there. Classical snark should never be forgotten.

ls

Please define "fluffer" as I don't know whether to be insulted or humble.

Syncro

scubaq-admin said...

Zorph...I love the teh...way sexier then when you hung out at Garth's.

Are you trying to hitting on me Syncrodox? I'm flattered, but I honestly don't swing that way,...

Teh Zorpheous
(not Eh Zorpheous,... Or maybe I am now available in six packs,...)

Michael Harkov said...

Ok, ok, ok. Someone has to state the obvious; its just hanging there like a ripe fruit.

The blogger in question is named "Dodo". Jesus, lol, does it get any easier than that, picking on someone who CHOOSES to name themselves "Dodo"? C'mon CC, I come here to see you hit the wicked slider, or curveball, not the easy lob down the plate, lol. :)

syncrodox said...

Zorph

Considering you couldn't make the coming out of Cc because you had to take your wife to dinner...well I just assumed you were spoken for...hence my lack of trying to hitting on you....

But the teh does exude sexuality in a semi-cunty sort of way.

You still haven't defined 'fluffer"...please elucidate.

Syncro

KEvron said...

"I don't know whether to be insulted or humble."

yes, you do, liar.

KEvron, always considering the cunt

wv = "muctme". there's them gobbles of green yuck again.

syncrodox said...

Kevron

You assume too much, although it is nice of you to consider the cunt.

So,upon much consideration...what's with the switch from first to third person when cunt is involved?

Syncro

scubaq-admin said...

I know what you mean Harkov,...

It's like fishing in a barrel and using sticks of TNT,...

A dumb flightless bird jumps off the cliffs of teh terminally stoopid,... sure it is funny to watch, but the sound of the final impact is like a sack of wet shit hitting the bottom,...

Eh Zorpheous
oh fuxk it, this is still freaking funny,... I can'r help it,... Fly Dodo, Fly,... It's like watching Sarah Palin and Joe Teh Plumber,... It's a Stoopid that goes to eleven,... It's Monty Python,... this is just simply sinful, it has to be fattenning too,...

SSsslllloooowwwww mooottttiiiiooonnn train wreckage,...

scubaq-admin said...

Well, I off to bed, can't wait for MariaS to give us her second edition and spank all of us evil lefties,...

I know I could use a good spanking,... Please MariaS, spank me,... Dress up like Sarah Palin and spank me,... oh yes,... more,... I've been a bad wittle squirrel,... spank me beotch,... ya, oh ya,... more, more,...

(too much?)

Another Zorpheous

syncrodox said...

Well, there's no fucking way I can top those last two posts and it seems all the principle personalities are defunct...that is all.

Syncro

KEvron said...

"You assume too much"

yes, i assume you have access to the internets....

did i mention that you're a liar?

KEvron, who never lies, first, third or otherwise

syncrodox said...

So...does that make you KEvron the righteous?

probly not

Syncro

KEvron said...

does the fact that i don't lie, and you do, make me righteous? well, it's a step for me in the right direction. and you, liar?

KEvron

syncrodox said...

KEvron

Please elucidate.....please do...

Syncro

KEvron said...

say "please" one more time....

KEvron

syncrodox said...

KEvron

I'm busted...spill the shame of my lying...please elucidate...


Syncro

KEvron said...

say "please" one more time....

KEvron

syncrodox said...

elucidation is not possible in this time and place..is it?..didn't think so.

Syncro

KEvron said...

say "please" one more time....

KEvron