Friday, December 26, 2008

An extra-special flavour of crazy - Part 1.


Shorter Clown Hall columnist Dennis Prager: A real wife gives it up to her husband whenever and wherever he says, whether she wants to or not. This is important because men only understand love when it’s expressed via sex – the nastier, the better. Thankfully women don’t have this problem.

And furthermore ... how does any man (besides Ken, of course) read this mouthbreathing insanity and not be insulted by it?

Seriously.

15 comments:

KEvron said...

"women generally react in one or more of five ways"

uh-oh. he's going all scientific on us.

KEvron

LuLu said...

I don't know about you, KEv but I can hardly wait for Part II where he ... will explain in detail why mood should play little or no role in a woman's determining whether she has sex with her husband.

Um ... ewwwwwwwwwwww?

Ti-Guy said...

uh-oh. he's going all scientific on us.

Indeed. The rigorous empiricism of Prager's analysis is forcing me to agree with him, as all men should.

Seriously, let's just hope and pray that this is the last gasp of a generation of truly stupid people and emotionally-traumatised loonies who, without the benefit of wingnut welfare, none of us would ever have had to pay attention to in the first place.

sooey said...

And then there are the unintentonally hilarious parts:

"Every man who is sexually faithful to his wife already engages in daily heroic self-control."

chris said...

How strange, there's no mention of Mrs. Prager in his bio. Or his Mom, for that matter.

wv=subro

sooey said...

His ravings explain the overuse of the word "hero" by Conservatives, though, you have to admit.

harebell said...

Yup my only break from non-blogging on the 25th was to point out that that this mouthpiece was a divorced twit and why would anybody take marriage advice from such a tit.

Frank Frink said...

I think this might be what Prager's thinking about, non?

wv = (no shit) "satin". Should I light candles and spread rose petals across your princess bed?

Balbulican said...

"why would anybody take marriage advice from such a tit."

Well, Catholics get it from priests. (Advice, that is. Altar b...well, never mind.)

Romantic Heretic said...

Jesus H. Christ!

What a douchebag.

sooey said...

He sounds like a creepy old man pervert to me. My skin is crawling now.

sooey said...

He reminds me of David Frum and Danielle Crittenden and all that kinky submission stuff they're into.

Romantic Heretic said...

If I ever see them at one of my play parties, sooey, I'll be sure to let everyone know. ;)

sooey said...

She got even for the submitting by getting him fired, so they probably aren't into it anymore.

Sheena said...

what about all those guys who are too delicate to get it up and bonk their womenfolk on a regular basis? How come they never get any guff for ruining family lives?

is there GST on Viagra purchases?

wv = egrial