Just when you think Suzie All-Caps can't get any more deranged, well, she gets more deranged:
"When I speak of traditional values, I speak of natural law."
Why the fuck do you people even try to have a conversation with that loon? Just call Social Services, have her kids taken somewhere safe, and move on.
STOP, YOU'RE KILLING ME! Why are you still torturing yourselves this way?
Please tell me SUZANNE's kids aren't being home-schooled. Nobody deserves that.