You know, I figure it's almost time for another sanctimonious, well-coiffed Bible-head to take a hard fall and ... hello ... what's this?
Founder of Calgary Christian TV network resigns after affair
Oh, frabjous day ... let's read on:
CALGARY - The founder of Canada's first national Christian television network has resigned after admitting to having an "extra-marital relationship with another woman" according to a press release issued by the Miracle Channel yesterday...
"We do not condone his behaviour," said Ray Block, who has been named chief executive to replace [Dick] Dewert...
"We can only hope he will work towards restoration," said Mr. Block. "That's our hope for every person, no matter what walk of life they come from."
Of course, if you take the Bible literally, there might be some cause for concern:
Deuteronomy 22:22 "If a man is found sleeping with another man's wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die."
Leviticus 20:10 "If a man commits adultery with another man's wife--with the wife of his neighbor--both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death."
Somebody better be hoping that that other woman wasn't married, since that looks like the only loophole in town.