Wednesday, January 26, 2022

#FluTruxKlan: It's all about the mailing list, kids.

People keep making the mistake in thinking that the western separatist Maverick Party's blatant "Freedom Convoy" grift is about raking in the bucks.

Um, no.

It's about collecting your detailed personal information.

Sure, money is nice, but when election time rolls around, what any political party really wants is an extensive list of contacts who have already demonstrated that they are dumb as shit and willing to throw money at the most idiotic of causes, and if you don't think the Maverick Party is gleefully collecting all that personal convoy registration information and prepping it for election time, then I have a Kenworth K100 Cabover with serious truck nuts to sell you.

1 comment:

Rev.Paperboy said...

Ding, Ding, Ding -- we have a winner. Any of the knuckledragging idiots who have signed up for this comically doomed ill-planned clusterfuck can count on getting reams of "send us $20 to make Justin Trudeau mad" emails and snailmail postcards and probably the likes of Kevin J. Johnston showing up at their front door to beg for money for the Maverick Party and the People's Party of Canada and other comically doomed ill-planned clusterfucks. But let's face it, if you are the kind of moron who signs up for this sort of thing, your life is probably already a (all together now!) a comically doomed ill-planned clusterfuck. Patsy is sort of their poster child.