While we wait for the results to come in, it behooves us to ponder which federal riding is, potentially, the stupidest collection of voters imaginable, and by that I mean which riding, based on the monumental dumbfuck they re-elect, have learned absolutely nothing in the last couple of years.
We can be more specific and ask, which riding would prove to be the most spectacular collection of morons based on the CPC MP they return to office? Michelle Rempel's? Pierre Poilievre's? Candice Bergen's? Michael Cooper's? Marilyn Gladu's? God Almighty, but the possibilities are endless ... the indescribably imbecilic Conservative members of Parliament that have the chance of actually keeping their seats, despite being dumb as shit.
So, vote away ... who's your candidate for the dumbest fucking riding in the country based on the above? Lines are open.
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Calgary Midnapore - a riding that that elected Jason Kenney for years, and then chose to elect his empty-headed replacement (and Michelle Rempel wannabe) Stephanie Kusie. (who blocks on social media almost as much as Rempel does)
I have to choose only one?
Any riding where the CPC will win can only be populated with "teh burning stupid".
If ever there was an argument that voters should pass an I.Q. test before being allowed to vote, they are represented by the typical right-wing/Conservative yobs.
Renfrew—Nipissing—Pembroke for repeatedly re-electing Cheryl Gallant in landslides.
Special lifetime achievement award to Calgary-West for electing Rob Anders as MP for 17 years.
Crap ... I was actually going to use Gallant as one of my examples, not sure how I overlooked her. She is a piece of work ... and by piece of work, I mean piece of utter garbage. But you knew that, right?
Brandon-Souris has been electing Conbot numpties since forever. You've never heard of any of them. The voters there are sheep.
Whatever Poilievre's riding is...I think it is Ottawa-Carleton.
Pierre Poutine is such a petulant child that backpfeifengesicht was invented for his ilk.
Renfrew Nipissing Pembroke, home of Cheryl Gallant, is the one and only correct answer. I envy everyone who did not get it right.
Also, keep your eyes on Beauce as a Dark Horse candidate.
Unsurprisingly, Battlefords—Lloydminster is pretty stupid, too.
Watching CBC and CPAC coverage, but flipping over to Rebel for laughs. Incredible - they're providing virtually no coverage at all...they're fundraising.
What is fun, though, is watching Ezra, Sheila and team fade into angry/glum as the Conservatives stay stuck and the PPC remains off the board.
What this last election has shown us is that the Canadian Media and pundits are fucking right-wing/Conservative twatwaffles.
They should be mocked and ridiculed (deservedly so).
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