Here, let me help.

Here's washed-up-on-the-beach bloated whale carcass Chris Christie thinking he's making a cogent argument about revisiting Roe v Wade:

To truly appreciate the intellectual and moral bankruptcy of that argument, let's change a few words and see how well it holds up:

"Here's what I think we need to do," he said. "We need to have an honest conversation about whether black people should be allowed to vote in this country. There's obviously a lot of discontent in many, many states across the country with black people being allowed to vote. And as long as we don't have an honest conversation about whether this really is a federal constitutional right or not, we're not going to be able to resolve this issue."

Please tell me I've made my point.